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Kelsey McKinney

Staff Writer

Olympics

Artificially Large Skier Penises Should Stay Legal

February 9, 2026
Arts And Culture

Some Thoughts On ‘Heated Rivalry,’ Including But Not Limited To: Ahhhh, Mmmm, And [Crying Emoji]

This Is So Stupid

Please Join Me In Understanding The Rules Of This Game I Got For Christmas

December 28, 2025
Arts And Culture

Defector Watches A Christmas Movie: ‘Merv’

Media Meltdowns

Tim, You Were Still On The Air, You Dummy

December 19, 2025
Defector At The Movies

Everything I Remember About ‘Ella McCay’

December 15, 2025
Arts And Culture

Defector Watches A Christmas Movie: ‘My Secret Santa’

Arts And Culture

How Normal Is A Celebrity Allowed To Be? 

November 20, 2025
Food

The Not-So-Great Defector Bake Off Says “Pooh-Pooh” To The Grand Finale

Arts And Culture

Guillermo del Toro’s ‘Frankenstein’ Is Flawed Because His Creature Is Not

November 11, 2025
Food

The Not-So-Great Defector Bake Off Gives Hell To Pâtisserie Week

Arts And Culture

Lily Allen Takes The “Fuck It” Approach To A Breakup Album

October 30, 2025
Food

The Not-So-Great Defector Bake Off Rages Against Dessert Week

Defector At The Movies

What Even Is ‘After The Hunt’?

Chefector

The Not-So-Great Defector Bake Off Rises For Soufflés

October 20, 2025
MLB

Brice Turang’s Body Keeps The Score (2-1, Dodgers)

October 14, 2025
MLB

What I’ll Remember About The Phillies

October 10, 2025
Food

The Not-So-Great Defector Bake Off Loses Its Cool For Chocolate Week

Arts And Culture

No Good Art Comes From Greed

October 6, 2025
Food

The Not-So-Great Defector Bake Off Condemns The Atrocities Of Back-To-School Week

MLB

Camera Absolutely Wrecked By Baseball

September 30, 2025
Life Lessons

Now Let Us Survey Our Summer’s Gardening Bounty

September 28, 2025
MLB

I Too Would Hit My Opponent With A Baseball To Eliminate The Astros From The Playoffs

September 28, 2025
MLB

It’s A Big Baseball Weekend For Big Baseball Things!

September 26, 2025
Food

The Not-So-Great Defector Bake Off Makes Goddamned Donuts For Bread Week

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