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The Problem With The Goggles Of The Future Is Today

February 14, 2024

No One Can Tell You How To Dad

January 24, 2024

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Arts And Culture

It Is Now Time To Discuss Jack Reacher Throwing A Grill At A Guy

Tom Ley, David Roth, Justin Ellis, and Chris Thompson

January 19, 2024

This Is So Stupid

Whodunit! Unmasking The Author Of Eric Adams’s Self-Published Book

January 11, 2024

This Is So Stupid

We Will Plunge The Depths Of Unlimited Shrimp Until The System Is Broken

November 21, 2023

Nikola Jokic’s Shoddy Work Ethic And Horse-Gazing Tendencies Have Clearly Cost Him A Shot At Greatness

November 2, 2023

All Anyone Could Ever Hope To Know Or Learn About The 2023–24 NBA Season, Or Indeed About Anything, And Well In Advance Too

Albert Burneko, Chris Thompson, David Roth, Giri Nathan, Justin Ellis, Luis Paez-Pumar, Maitreyi Anantharaman, Patrick Redford, Ray Ratto, and Tom Ley

October 24, 2023

The Giants Are In The Junkyard And Running Out Of Options

October 8, 2023

College Football

Miami Fucked With One Of The Basic Rules Of Football And Paid The Price

October 8, 2023

Everything And Nothing Changed For The Twins In Just One Inning

October 8, 2023

Life's Rich Pageant

Our Delightful Game Of Cat And Mouse Continues, My Dear Arthur

September 14, 2023

This Is So Stupid

We Are Now Forced To Consider Whether Travis Kelce Is, In Fact, Too Turnt Up

July 30, 2023

New Zealand Waited For Another Goal That Would Never Arrive

July 30, 2023

Maybe Separating Newspapers From Capitalism Is A Good Idea After All

July 14, 2023

College Basketball

The 2023 NCAA Men’s Basketball Bracket Is Set

March 13, 2023

What Happens When You Forget How To Remember

March 6, 2023

Three French Stars Step Away From Women’s National Team, Call For Changes

February 27, 2023

Linus Ullmark Is Absolutely Ridiculous

February 26, 2023

This Is So Stupid

Enough With The Fucking Secret Memos Already

January 27, 2023

Can Anyone Escape The Chaos Pit That Is The NFC South?

October 30, 2022

Sometimes You Have To Embrace The Spectacle

October 30, 2022

The Minnesota Vikings Avoided The Cruel Hand Of Fate Today

October 9, 2022

The NFL Concussion Protocol Worked Just Fine, Even When It Didn’t

October 9, 2022

Life's Rich Pageant

Humanity Can, Should, And Must Keep Hucking Shit Against The Stars

September 28, 2022

How To Be A Good Friend: Do Not Expose Your Pals To Cosmic Rays

July 13, 2022