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Drew Magary

Columnist. Author of many fine works of literature, including Point B. Handsomest man in the world.

The Machines

Wow! America’s Graduating Seniors Really Fucking Hate AI!

May 20, 2026
Funbag

How To Eat A Pop-Tart Correctly

May 19, 2026
Minor Dilemmas

How Do I Get My Picky Eater Off A Chicken Nugget-Based Diet?

May 13, 2026
NFL

Steelers, Longing For A Quiet Death, Willing To Wait For Aaron Rodgers

May 13, 2026
Funbag

Fuck Touchscreens

May 12, 2026
Funbag

The Musical Biopic Is Dead

Life Lessons

Want To Buy A Car? Be Ready To Suffer

Funbag

I Have No Pages

April 28, 2026
Jamboroo

The NFL May Be Biting Off More Than It Can Chew

April 23, 2026
Funbag

A Game Of ‘Clue’ Turns Into Open Warfare

April 21, 2026
Media Meltdowns

The Decline Of Pro Football Focus Is Bad News For Football Fans

April 20, 2026
Chefector

I Have Now Perfected My Blondie Recipe

April 17, 2026
Funbag

How Many People Would It Take To Storm Mar-A-Lago?

April 14, 2026
Life Lessons

The College Trip

April 10, 2026
NFL

Mike Vrabel And Dianna Russini Insist There’s Nothing Strange About Them Holding Hands And Hugging At A Hotel

April 8, 2026
Funbag

I Wanna Be A Cowboy

April 7, 2026
Life Lessons

A Bit Of Church

March 27, 2026
Funbag

Help! I Can’t Stop Farting In My Personal Office!

March 24, 2026
This Is So Stupid

The Hottest Snack Of The NCAA Tournament Is Almond Butter

March 19, 2026
NFL

The Titans Will Dress Like A Real NFL Team This Season

March 18, 2026
Funbag

I Can’t Stop Reading Music History Books

March 17, 2026
NFL

Vikings Attempt To Replicate Sam Darnold Experiment By Signing Shorter, Moodier Sam Darnold

March 13, 2026
NFL

I Am Standing By For News

March 11, 2026
Funbag

The Kindness Of Familiar Faces

March 10, 2026
NFL

Kyler Murray Dishonorably Discharged

March 4, 2026
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