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Drew Magary
Columnist. Author of many
fine works of literature
, including
Point B
. Handsomest man in the world.
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Podcasts
Bullied For Bacon, With Michael Schur And Rohan Nadkarni
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Drew Magary
July 10, 2025
Funbag
I Listen To Music Wrong
573
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Drew Magary
July 8, 2025
NYC: Come To Our WNBA Comedy Show On July 15
As we approach the WNBA All-Star break, join Defector for a night of stand up, games, and giveaways. Featuring Devon Walker (Saturday Night Live), Julia Shiplett (Overcompensating), Grace Johnson (Don’t Tell), and Joey Dardano (Wild ‘n Out)! Use code LETSGOLIBS for 10% off.
Funbag
All I Want Is To Live In A World Where People Talk Normal
579
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Drew Magary
July 1, 2025
Funbag
Fuck Sore Losers
638
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Drew Magary
June 24, 2025
Funbag
Bachelor Parties Are Strictly Optional
430
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Drew Magary
June 17, 2025
Music
Metallica Is Forever
312
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Drew Magary
June 12, 2025
Funbag
In This House We Believe Faith No More Is One Of The Most Important Bands In History
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Drew Magary
June 10, 2025
NFL
Steelers, Aaron Rodgers Agree To 18 Weeks Of Darkness
268
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Drew Magary
June 6, 2025
Funbag
What Is One Thing You Wish You Could Experience Again For The First Time?
565
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Drew Magary
June 3, 2025
Politics
Joni Ernst Is A Piece Of Shit
471
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Drew Magary
June 2, 2025
Arts And Culture
If Tom Cruise REALLY Loved Movies, He Would Let Me Watch Him Die
145
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Drew Magary
May 30, 2025
NFL
The Stefon Diggs Experience Reaches Its Inevitable Maritime Climax
159
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Drew Magary
May 30, 2025
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