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Drew Magary
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It Sucks To Watch Caleb Williams Suck
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Drew Magary
September 11, 2025
Funbag
The Critic Counts
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Drew Magary
September 9, 2025
Philly, D.C.: Meet Defector at the Ballpark
Before the end of the season, come hang out at a baseball game in one of the cities where multiple Defector staffers reside. We’ll be doing Defector & Friends at the Ballpark in San Francisco, Philadelphia, and D.C. Make sure you wear your finest Defector merch so other readers can spot you, or at least carry around a printout of Devin the Dugong.
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There Is Always An After
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Drew Magary
September 4, 2025
NFL
Why Your Team Sucks 2025: Philadelphia Eagles
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Drew Magary
September 4, 2025
Funbag
AirPods Have Broken The Social Contract
466
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Drew Magary
September 2, 2025
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2025: Washington Commanders
228
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Drew Magary
August 29, 2025
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2025: Baltimore Ravens
306
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Drew Magary
August 27, 2025
Funbag
And Now For A Brief Tribute To Lee Corso
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Drew Magary
August 26, 2025
NFL
Why Your Team Sucks 2025: Houston Texans
301
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Drew Magary
August 25, 2025
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2025: Minnesota Vikings
329
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Drew Magary
August 22, 2025
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2025: Green Bay Packers
486
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Drew Magary
August 21, 2025
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2025: Los Angeles Chargers
418
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Drew Magary
August 20, 2025
Funbag
What Makes A Failson?
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Drew Magary
August 19, 2025
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2025: Pittsburgh Steelers
331
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Drew Magary
August 19, 2025
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2025: Denver Broncos
294
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Drew Magary
August 18, 2025
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2025: Tampa Bay Buccaneers
266
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Drew Magary
August 15, 2025
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2025: Seattle Seahawks
529
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Drew Magary
August 14, 2025
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