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Drew Magary
Columnist. Author of many
fine works of literature
, including
Point B
. Handsomest man in the world.
@drewmagary.bsky.social
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2020: Dallas Cowboys
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Drew Magary
September 14, 2020
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Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2020: Denver Broncos
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Drew Magary
September 13, 2020
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Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2020: Tampa Bay Buccaneers
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Drew Magary
September 13, 2020
67
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Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2020: Atlanta Falcons
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Drew Magary
September 13, 2020
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Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2020: Indianapolis Colts
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Drew Magary
September 13, 2020
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Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2020: Las Vegas Raiders
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Drew Magary
September 12, 2020
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Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2020: New York Jets
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Drew Magary
September 12, 2020
91
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Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2020: Cleveland Browns
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Drew Magary
September 12, 2020
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Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2020: Jacksonville Jaguars
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Drew Magary
September 12, 2020
63
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Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2020: Arizona Cardinals
By
Drew Magary
September 11, 2020
119
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Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2020: Carolina Panthers
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Drew Magary
September 11, 2020
49
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Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2020: Los Angeles Chargers
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Drew Magary
September 11, 2020
94
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Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2020: Miami Dolphins
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Drew Magary
September 11, 2020
86
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Jamboroo
I’m Afraid Of The Ball
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Drew Magary
September 10, 2020
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Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2020: Detroit Lions
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Drew Magary
September 9, 2020
180
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Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2020: New York Giants
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Drew Magary
September 9, 2020
127
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Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2020: Washington Football Team
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Drew Magary
September 8, 2020
125
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Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2020: Cincinnati Bengals
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Drew Magary
September 8, 2020
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