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NBA
Oh No, Shaquille O’Neal Is Still Evading The FTX Lawsuit!
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Chris Thompson
May 10, 2023
College Baseball
Two More College Athletic Departments Swept Into Online Gambling Troubles
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Chris Thompson
May 9, 2023
New Defector Merch For Your Baby
Finally, Defector merch for the baby who loves food. Designed by illustrator extraordinaire Hawk Krall, our new Chefector baby onesie is the perfect outfit for those little fans of various mush. And for the food-motivated adult, it's available on a regular T-shirt, too.
NBA
It All Comes Down To Anthony Davis
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Chris Thompson
May 5, 2023
NBA
Eating Some Shit Might Be Just What The Grizzlies Need
139
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Chris Thompson
May 1, 2023
NBA
Finally, Some Crotch Abuse We Can All Feel Good About
105
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Chris Thompson
April 28, 2023
NBA
The Cavaliers Paid The Price For Arriving Ahead Of Schedule
47
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Chris Thompson
April 27, 2023
NBA
LeBron James Sure Knows How To Pick His Spots
66
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Chris Thompson
April 25, 2023
NBA
Russell Westbrook Is Just The Man To Salvage Dignity In Defeat
54
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Chris Thompson
April 23, 2023
NBA
Dillon Brooks Was Humiliating Himself Well Before He Made Contact With The Balls
115
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Chris Thompson
April 23, 2023
NBA
The NBA Playoffs Have Not Truly Begun Until Draymond Green Has Kicked Someone In Anger
272
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Chris Thompson
April 18, 2023
Life's Rich Pageant
Terrible Scenes At The Crucible As Snooker Championship Match Abandoned Due To Rude Powdering
223
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Chris Thompson
April 17, 2023
NBA
Mission Accomplished: Shaquille O’Neal Finally Served With Class-Action Lawsuit Documents
172
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Chris Thompson
April 17, 2023
NBA
A Surreal, Chum-Choked Plunge Through Ja Morant’s Countersuit Against A Teen Boy
229
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Chris Thompson
April 14, 2023
MLB
El Niño Is Approaching
155
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Chris Thompson
April 14, 2023
NFL
SnyderWatch: Dan Snyder Comes One Big Step Closer To Selling The Commanders
169
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Chris Thompson
April 13, 2023
NBA
Florida Court Rules That Shaquille O’Neal May Continue To Juke Process Servers In The Physical World
179
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Chris Thompson
April 12, 2023
Golf
A Masters Where Both Sides Lose Is One Where Everyone Else Wins
134
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Chris Thompson
April 10, 2023
NBA
Shaquille O’Neal Is On The Run From FTX Lawsuit Process Servers
176
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Chris Thompson
April 7, 2023
Golf
LIV Golf And Its Representatives Are Having An Extremely Normal Masters Week
178
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Chris Thompson
April 7, 2023
NBA
Mark Cuban Is In Loser Mode Showing Texts
91
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Chris Thompson
April 6, 2023
Golf
AI Golf Commentary Is A New Frontier In Dullness
108
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Chris Thompson
April 5, 2023
MLB
The Strain Of Sucking Mondo Ass Is Wearing On Anthony Rendon
103
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Chris Thompson
April 4, 2023
Golf
LIV Golf Bozos Hope To Storm The 18th Green In Masters Triumph
144
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Chris Thompson
April 4, 2023
MLB
Instead Of Showing Financials As Promised, Orioles CEO John Angelos Offers Three Minutes Of Deranged Horse Shit
194
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Chris Thompson
March 31, 2023
This Is So Stupid
Baseball!
311
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Chris Thompson
March 30, 2023
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