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Animals
I Have Created A Turkey Fiend
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Barry Petchesky
December 4, 2024
Overexplained Lists
Gladiators, Ranked
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Barry Petchesky
November 22, 2024
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NFL
The Forces Of Nature Are Arrayed Against Jerry Jones
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Barry Petchesky
November 19, 2024
NHL
Alex Ovechkin Refuses To Slow Down
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Barry Petchesky
November 18, 2024
NHL
Big-Brained Buffalo Boys Beat Blues By Brilliant Blueprint
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Barry Petchesky
November 15, 2024
NHL
Gabe Vilardi, You Filthy Boy
45
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Barry Petchesky
November 13, 2024
Arts And Culture
The Big Pigeon Isn’t Scary Enough
119
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Barry Petchesky
November 12, 2024
NFL
Jerry Jones Does Not Have Sufficient Respect For The Sun
293
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Barry Petchesky
November 11, 2024
Politics
This Place Is All Fucked Up
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Barry Petchesky
November 6, 2024
The Machines
Thousands Turn Out For Nonexistent Halloween Parade Promoted By AI Listing
176
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Barry Petchesky
November 1, 2024
MLB
Yankees Jamokes Have Been Training For This
307
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Barry Petchesky
October 30, 2024
NFL
The Commanders Pulled Off The Perfect Hail Mary
195
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Barry Petchesky
October 28, 2024
Animals
Animals, Ranked By How Magical They Are To See
567
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Barry Petchesky
October 23, 2024
Music
Megadeth’s Big ‘Risk’ Did Not Pay Off
383
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Barry Petchesky
October 22, 2024
MLB
Let Me Push The Win Button
158
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Barry Petchesky
October 21, 2024
Elder Wisdom
Point/Counterpoint: Friday Night Playoff Games
175
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October 18, 2024
NHL
A Short History Of The Goalie Goal
110
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Barry Petchesky
October 16, 2024
NHL
Columbus’s Johnny Gaudreau Tribute Was A Thank You, Not A Goodbye
48
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Barry Petchesky
October 16, 2024
MLB
TBS’s Score Bug Is Dreadful
115
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Barry Petchesky
October 15, 2024
Science
Let’s Go See What’s Swimming Around On Europa
142
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Barry Petchesky
October 15, 2024
MLB
Tropicana Field Shredded By Hurricane Milton
247
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Barry Petchesky
October 10, 2024
Animals
Bear Wins Fat Bear Week By Defeating Bear That Killed Her Cub
75
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Barry Petchesky
October 9, 2024
NHL
There’s Officially Hockey In Utah Now
114
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Barry Petchesky
October 9, 2024
This Is So Stupid
You’re Stuck In A Time Loop. How Are You Helping Your Team Win A Game?
231
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Barry Petchesky
October 8, 2024
The Great Outdoors
Fat Bear Week Delayed By Bear Killing Bear
219
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Barry Petchesky
October 2, 2024
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