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Albert Burneko

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Politics

Clarence Thomas Has A Billionaire Sponsor And Nobody Can Do Anything About It

This Is So Stupid

It’s Too Easy To Steal Bases!

MLB

Los Angeles Angel Of Anaheim Does Amazing Baseball Thing, For Naught

March 31, 2023
Politics

Bring Forth The Arrest

March 21, 2023
La Liga

Things Are Looking Up For Barcelona, So Long As You Don’t Look Up

March 20, 2023
Chefector

How To Break Free Of Recipe Dependence

March 18, 2023
This Is So Stupid

Which Three Fingers Did Ron DeSantis Use To Slurp Down Chocolate Pudding Like A Damn Raccoon?

March 16, 2023
Champions League

Erling Haaland Is A Bolt, Or Five, Of Lightning

March 15, 2023
Champions League

Paris Ain’t Germane (To The Discussion Of Possible Champions League Winners)

March 9, 2023
The Great Outdoors

I Have Been Defeated And Humbled By My Hated Foe, The Wind

The Machines

Get A Load Of This Sorry Piece Of Crap

February 23, 2023
NBA

Chicago Bulls Organization Experiences Performance-Limiting Brain Condition While Participating In Lonzo Ball Injury Updates

February 21, 2023
Chefector

It’s Good To Make Your Own Stock Sometimes

February 18, 2023
This Is So Stupid

Google’s Search Engine Reveals Its Feelings: Destroy All Humans With A Rain Of Nuclear Fire

February 16, 2023
NBA

Nets Coach: The Challenge With Ben Simmons Is He Is A Crappy Player

February 14, 2023
NBA

Here Is Your 2023 NBA Trade Deadline Roundup

February 9, 2023
NBA

LeBron James’s Former Colleagues Laud His Greatness, Incredibly Rudely

February 7, 2023
Chefector

You Have No Excuse For Disliking Vegetables

February 4, 2023
NFL

Which Of These Was The Worst Trick Play Of All Time?

The Machines

How Not To Interrogate The Ethics Of Tesla’s Busted Autopilot Technology

January 20, 2023
Chefector

Send Me Your Food Questions

January 17, 2023
Science

Are Your Memories Indexed By Year?

January 13, 2023
The Machines

The Coolest BattleBots, According To Me, A BattleBot Sicko

January 11, 2023
This Is So Stupid

In My Day You Couldn’t Fake-Die For Two Years Without Real Commitment

January 5, 2023
MLB

End-Stage Loser Brain Is Ditching Your Favorite Team Because It Wants To Be Good Now

December 21, 2022
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