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Soccer
Window Shopping: Lucas Paquetá Does It All
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Luis Paez-Pumar
August 26, 2022
MLB
Save The White Sox
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Chris Thompson
August 26, 2022
Defector Up All Night
Everyone Is Getting After It Today
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Tom Ley
August 25, 2022
Podcasts
Sun, Fun, Dread, And The Mets
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David Roth
August 25, 2022
NBA
Chet Out
106
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Patrick Redford
August 25, 2022
College Football
Cock-Up Over Gamecock Means South Carolina Must Rename Its Rooster
175
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Dan McQuade
August 25, 2022
Pro Wrestling
Jon Moxley Vs. CM Punk Was False Advertising And It Ruled
70
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Lauren Theisen
August 25, 2022
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2022: New Orleans Saints
323
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Drew Magary
August 25, 2022
Arts And Culture
The New Chicago Jordan 1s Are For Poseurs
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Dan McQuade
August 25, 2022
NBA
Make Russell Westbrook The Backup To Patrick Beverley, You Cowards
93
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Chris Thompson
August 25, 2022
MLB
Aristides Aquino Unleashed The Throw Of The Year, And They Let Us See It
145
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Albert Burneko
August 25, 2022
NFL
Is It Possible For A Quarterback To Watch Too Much Tape?
162
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Kalyn Kahler
August 25, 2022
NHL
Hockey Canada Reminds Us Who’s Really In Charge Here
54
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Diana Moskovitz
August 24, 2022
Golf
The PGA Tour Is Trying Everything
117
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Chris Thompson
August 24, 2022
Capital
Barefoot Man Prepares To Set Another Massive Pile Of Money On Fire
361
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Patrick Redford
August 24, 2022
MLB
The MLB Schedule Release Respects My Time And Lack Of Interest
91
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Barry Petchesky
August 24, 2022
MLB
Justin Verlander Really Might Reach Baseball’s Dumbest, Coolest Round Number
158
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David Roth
August 24, 2022
MLB
At Least The Nationals Are Finding Novel Ways To Suck
69
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Ray Ratto
August 24, 2022
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2022: Los Angeles Chargers
439
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Drew Magary
August 24, 2022
Podcasts
Please Do Not Put Your Poop In A Ziploc Bag
34
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Kelsey McKinney
August 24, 2022
WNBA
The Sky Won’t Quit Until You Do
33
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Tom Ley
August 24, 2022
NFL
Dan Campbell Wants You To Believe That He And His Dogs Consume Three Pints Of Gelato Every Night
147
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Maitreyi Anantharaman
August 23, 2022
Life's Rich Pageant
Get A Load Of These Dolts
354
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Tom Ley
August 23, 2022
Creaturefector
Let The Shipworms Eat Captain Cook’s Ship, It’s What Everyone Involved Deserves
80
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Sabrina Imbler
August 23, 2022
This Is So Stupid
Which NBA Players Are Household Names, According To Defector Moms?
269
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Albert Burneko
August 23, 2022
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