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Media Meltdowns
Vice To Employees: Real Quick, What Are Your Thoughts On Saudi Arabia?
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July 28, 2021
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NBA
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June 24, 2021
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MLB
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May 20, 2021
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Media Meltdowns
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NFL
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Kalyn Kahler
April 21, 2021
167
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MLB
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April 7, 2021
94
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Defector Up All Night
The Cleveland Cavers Has A Nice Ring To It
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Tom Ley
April 5, 2021
165
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Defector Up All Night
Dumb Homer, Fun Homer
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Tom Ley
April 1, 2021
114
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Defector Up All Night
Every Deep Drive Into Left Field By Nick Castellanos That Made It A 4-0 Ballgame
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Tom Ley
March 30, 2021
145
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MLB
Now Here Is Some Baseball-Ass Baseball
By
Tom Ley
March 14, 2021
108
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This Is So Stupid
The Bucks’ Hand Sanitizer Cam Is Very Interactive
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Laura Wagner
March 3, 2021
84
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NBA
Nikola Jokic Explains Rare Poster Dunk With Science And Mime
By
Tom Ley
March 2, 2021
64
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Pro Wrestling
WWE Doesn’t Think The Public Can Handle Nia Jax Yelling “My Hole!”
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Luis Paez-Pumar
February 9, 2021
83
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MLB
Baseball Car Collectors Can Snag Hank Greenberg’s Cadillac For Cheap
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Dave McKenna
February 5, 2021
60
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This Is So Stupid
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Tom Ley
February 5, 2021
81
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NBA
Jamal Murray Tried So Hard To Act Like He Didn’t Bonk A Guy’s Balls
By
Tom Ley
January 26, 2021
80
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Defector Up All Night
It’s Muncher
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Tom Ley
January 21, 2021
129
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NBA
The Lakers Live In An Alternate Dimension
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Giri Nathan
January 13, 2021
64
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NHL
Now More Than Ever, We Need Hockey Guys Being Dudes
By
Lauren Theisen
January 11, 2021
79
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NFL
No Man Can Resist The Urge To Punch C.J. Gardner-Johnson
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Tom Ley
January 10, 2021
78
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MLB
Whoever’s Controlling Leonys Martin’s Twitter Would Like To Sell You An Extra PS5
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Patrick Redford
January 4, 2021
52
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Music
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Maitreyi Anantharaman
December 23, 2020
173
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Announcements
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Tom Ley
December 18, 2020
504
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NFL
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Tom Ley
December 18, 2020
96
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NFL
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December 14, 2020
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