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Not Even The Patron Stooge Of Fawning Biographies Can Make Elon Musk Look Good
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James Robins
September 22, 2023
The Machines
Linda Yaccarino Is The Last Funny Twitter Bit Left
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David Roth
September 13, 2023
NYC: Come To The Distraction LIVE On October 4
Drew and Roth are bringing The Distraction to a live stage for the first time in two years! Expect special guests, live Funbag questions from the audience, Guys remembered, gratuitous sandwich talk, and much more. (Pals, check your daily newsletter from August 31 for discount code.)
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NBA
NBA Referee Eric Lewis Abruptly Retires Before Twitter Burner Drama Can Be Resolved
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Patrick Redford
August 30, 2023
Media Meltdowns
Flyers Staffers Forget To Mute Themselves Talking Shit About Reporter’s Question
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Samer Kalaf
July 12, 2023
Capital
They Don’t Want Us And We Don’t Need Them
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David Roth
July 10, 2023
MMA
Mark Zuckerberg, I Will Give You Five American Dollars If You Choke Out Elon Musk
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Barry Petchesky
July 2, 2023
Cycling
Lance Armstrong Is Suddenly Concerned With Fairness In Sports
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Patrick Redford
June 25, 2023
This Is So Stupid
This Blog Has Gone Woke
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Samer Kalaf
June 14, 2023
NBA
This Twitter Account Is Unusually Dedicated To Defending The Honor Of NBA Referee Eric Lewis
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Giri Nathan
May 25, 2023
Capital
Burning Down The House
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David Roth
May 14, 2023
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