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Barry Petchesky
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Samer Kalaf
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The Machines
Please Let Me See Your Twitter Likes
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Heather Wei-Xi Chen
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Defector Blogger Calls Aggregator Tweets “Pathetic” In Furious Takedown. Do You Agree?
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Owen Lewis
June 12, 2024
NFL
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Patrick Redford
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Capital
Elon Musk Is Grimly Determined To Let You Know He Is Funny
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Patrick Redford
December 8, 2023
Capital
Looking Good, Elon! Feeling Good, Trashcan Man!
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Albert Burneko
December 1, 2023
Arts And Culture
Not Even The Patron Stooge Of Fawning Biographies Can Make Elon Musk Look Good
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James Robins
September 22, 2023
The Machines
Linda Yaccarino Is The Last Funny Twitter Bit Left
413
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David Roth
September 13, 2023
NBA
NBA Referee Eric Lewis Abruptly Retires Before Twitter Burner Drama Can Be Resolved
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Patrick Redford
August 30, 2023
Media Meltdowns
Flyers Staffers Forget To Mute Themselves Talking Shit About Reporter’s Question
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Samer Kalaf
July 12, 2023
Capital
They Don’t Want Us And We Don’t Need Them
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David Roth
July 10, 2023
MMA
Mark Zuckerberg, I Will Give You Five American Dollars If You Choke Out Elon Musk
211
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Barry Petchesky
July 2, 2023
Cycling
Lance Armstrong Is Suddenly Concerned With Fairness In Sports
246
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Patrick Redford
June 25, 2023
This Is So Stupid
This Blog Has Gone Woke
382
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Samer Kalaf
June 14, 2023
NBA
This Twitter Account Is Unusually Dedicated To Defending The Honor Of NBA Referee Eric Lewis
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Giri Nathan
May 25, 2023
Capital
Burning Down The House
467
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David Roth
May 14, 2023
NBA
The Bucks’ Playoff Defeat Has Caused Giannis To Massively Think
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Giri Nathan
May 11, 2023
Arts And Culture
The Internet Isn’t Meant To Be So Small
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Kelsey McKinney
May 1, 2023
This Is So Stupid
A Fistful Of Eastwoos: Inside The Battle For Clint Twitter
195
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John Semley
April 20, 2023
NBA
Kyle Kuzma Docks His Boat On “Dinshittie Island”
111
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Giri Nathan
April 12, 2023
The Machines
Call These People By Their Proper Name: Fucking Dorks
414
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Drew Magary
March 7, 2023
Media Meltdowns
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349
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Luis Paez-Pumar
January 19, 2023
Stories
I Was Almost Elon Musk’s Twitter Voice
339
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Alan Hanson
January 12, 2023
Year In Review
The Worst Tweets Of 2022
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Samer Kalaf
December 29, 2022
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