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Why Your Team Sucks 2021: Tampa Bay Buccaneers

Every time Brady is caught drinking or eating seeds in public, people are like ZOMG HE LET HIMSELF HAVE A CHEAT DAY! That’s all part of the TB12 brand. He makes you think that he spends 350 days a year sleeping in a sous vide cooker and eating vitamins on the cob, so that when he appears human for like half an hour, everyone is DAZZLED.

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