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This Is So Stupid
Shams Charania’s Metaphors Don’t Make Sense In A Drawing Either
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Samer Kalaf
February 7, 2023
Year In Review
Presenting The 2022 Shams Charania Award For Excellence In Divulging Of Information Through Syntax Comprehended By Many
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Giri Nathan
December 28, 2022
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NBA
Report: Kyrie Irving, Not A Normal Person, To Lead Us Into Tomorrow
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Giri Nathan
June 28, 2022
Journalismism
Shams, Please, Go On Some Dates Man
205
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Albert Burneko
May 12, 2022
Year In Review
Presenting The First-Ever Shams Charania Award For Excellence In Divulging Of Information Through Syntax Comprehended By Many
155
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Giri Nathan
December 28, 2021
Journalismism
Shams Charania Needs To See His Teacher After Class
274
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Giri Nathan
October 13, 2021
Media Meltdowns
Can The Uncanniness Of This Shams Charania Sentence Be Increased To A Higher Platform Of Such? A Focused Execution Of Scrutiny
112
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Chris Thompson
June 22, 2021
NBA
Confirmed: NBA Games To Take Place Somewhere Along The Spacetime Continuum
88
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Chris Thompson
May 11, 2021
Journalismism
Shams Charania Participates In Daily Heated Altercations With Prose, Per Sources
106
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Giri Nathan
March 24, 2021