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My NFL Career Ended With A Needle And A Scam
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Nate Jackson
February 21, 2024
Remind Everyone That Your Team Sucks
The Why Your Team Sucks series is back in full swing, so it's a perfect time to order this t-shirt. Wear it loud, wear it proud: Your Team Sucks.
Life Lessons
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Patrick Redford
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The Machines
When Blindness Hits A Hundred Bucks A Share, Then Who Will Be Laughing, I Ask You, “Doctor”
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Albert Burneko
November 6, 2023
Arts And Culture
The Art (And Commerce) Of Livin’: Five Dazed And Confusing Hours Of Matthew McConaughey’s Self-Help Seminar
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Nicholas Russell
June 30, 2023
Soccer
Barcelona Insists There’s Nothing Weird About Paying A Referee $1.3 Million
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Ray Ratto
February 16, 2023
Capital
Binance Lawyer: Do Not Tickle Me! I’m At The Base Of This Human Pyramid!
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Patrick Redford
December 12, 2022
NFL
You Can Still Get A Stadium Deal By Making Shit Up
207
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Tom Ley
October 18, 2022
NFL
Get A Load Of These Big Dumb Helmet Helmets
198
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Albert Burneko
August 1, 2022
NFL
This Is Why You Don’t Get Into Bed With An NFL Team
337
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Tom Ley
April 20, 2022
Boxing
Floyd Mayweather Is Also The Floyd Mayweather Of Shady Crypto Shit
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Patrick Redford
April 11, 2022
NFL
The Pegulas Asked For Their Handout At Just The Right Time
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Ray Ratto
March 28, 2022
NFL
I Can’t Stop Watching This Deranged Video Of Aaron Rodgers And Shailene Woodley At Disney World
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Kelsey McKinney
April 18, 2021