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Bulgarian Soccer Owner Sets New Standard For Self-Sabotage
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Ray Ratto
May 24, 2022
MLB
Things Have Somehow Gotten Even Worse For The Reds
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Ray Ratto
May 5, 2022
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Life Lessons
The Cost Of Getting Epic
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Tom Ley
April 21, 2022
Defector Up All Night
It’s Time To Wrap Up This NBA Season
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Tom Ley
April 4, 2022
NFL
Truck Boy Reporting For Duty
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Tom Ley
January 31, 2022
Life's Rich Pageant
Local Politician Very Sorry For Trying To Pull Down Referee’s Pants
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Tom Ley
January 5, 2022
Life's Rich Pageant
Urban Meyer’s House Is Freaking Me Out, Man
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Albert Burneko
September 17, 2021
Life's Rich Pageant
Paul Pierce Does Not Regret Grim Men’s Evening, Embraces Grim Men’s Lifestyle
127
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Tom Ley
September 8, 2021
Olympics
Note For Future 3×3 Basketball Olympians: Bring An Extra Pair Of Shoes
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Tom Ley
July 28, 2021
MLB
Do Not Ever Expect The Mets To Be Completely Normal
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Tom Ley
July 19, 2021
Defector Up All Night
Hiccup President Is Now Doo-Doo President
153
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Tom Ley
July 14, 2021
Life's Rich Pageant
Innocent Children Forced To Sit There And Watch Meyers Leonard Cry
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Tom Ley
June 18, 2021
Life's Rich Pageant
Paul Pierce Loses ESPN Gig After Broadcasting Grim Men’s Evening
121
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Tom Ley
April 6, 2021
Life's Rich Pageant
High School Sport Announcer Clarifies That His Vile Racist Outburst Was Simply The Result Of Spiking Blood Sugar
217
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Tom Ley
March 14, 2021
This Is So Stupid
The Film Of The Year Is ‘Best Of The Handforth Parish Council Planning & Environment Committee Thursday 10th December 2020’
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Tom Ley
February 5, 2021
Defector Up All Night
Nothing Can Prepare You For The Sound Of This Man’s Groin Striking The Goal Post
83
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Tom Ley
December 3, 2020
NBA
Victor Oladipo Stars In The Offseason’s Saddest Rumor
64
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Giri Nathan
November 12, 2020
Politics
Oh My God, What A Chump
351
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Tom Ley
November 7, 2020
Science
Check Out This New Dinosaur: An Absolute Dumbass Piece Of Shit
113
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Tom Ley
October 22, 2020
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