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Erik Karlsson Had To Go
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Ray Ratto
August 7, 2023
NHL
The Penguins And Islanders Are Having A Mid-Off
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Lauren Theisen
April 12, 2023
NYC: Come To The Distraction LIVE On October 4
Drew and Roth are bringing The Distraction to a live stage for the first time in two years! Expect special guests, live Funbag questions from the audience, Guys remembered, gratuitous sandwich talk, and much more. (Pals, check your daily newsletter from August 31 for discount code.)
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NHL
Sidney Crosby Calms The Waters
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Lauren Theisen
March 23, 2023
This Is So Stupid
The NHL Winter Classic Should Be Baseball Now
114
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Kelsey McKinney
January 2, 2023
NHL
The Penguins May Have Lost Who They Could Least Afford To Lose
62
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Barry Petchesky
May 13, 2022
NHL
The Rangers Need The Other Igor Shesterkin, Not This One
65
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Lauren Theisen
May 10, 2022
NHL
Brad Marchand Makes Another Enemy
106
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Lauren Theisen
February 9, 2022
NHL
Cower, Mortals, In The Face Of Evan Rodrigues’s Pittsburgh Penguins
47
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Lauren Theisen
January 6, 2022
NHL
JARRRR-EEEEEE. JARRRRRR-EEEEEE. JARRRR-EEEEEE.
70
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Lauren Theisen
May 27, 2021
NHL
Tristan Jarry’s Boner Was One For The Ages
88
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Lauren Theisen
May 25, 2021
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