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It’s Time For The Marlins And Nats To Be Their Most Diabolical
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Lauren Theisen
September 29, 2022
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Richard Bleier Balked Himself Into Red-Ass History
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David Roth
September 28, 2022
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A Jersey Flip Is Unsatisfying But Jean Segura Tried His Best
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Lauren Theisen
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MLB
Jesús Aguilar Finally Stole A Base
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Lauren Theisen
July 6, 2022
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Sandy Alcantara Will Pitch As Much As He Wants To
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Luis Paez-Pumar
June 30, 2022
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Rally Bird Thwarted By Phillies Bullpen
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Lauren Theisen
June 15, 2022
MLB
It’s Important To Appreciate The Human Element In Baseball, Like An Ump Forgetting How To Count
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Ray Ratto
May 15, 2022
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Everyone Becomes A Loser Eventually
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Ray Ratto
February 28, 2022
MLB
Jesús Sánchez Makes It Interesting
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Chris Thompson
September 21, 2021
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Alex Rodriguez Finds Another Way To One-Up Derek Jeter
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Ray Ratto
May 14, 2021
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