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College Football

UNC Places Mike Lombardi On Administrative Leave

By Tom Ley

July 27, 2026

174Comments

Soccer

Cape Verde Deserved Better Than Whatever The Hell JP Dellacamera Was Doing

By Tom Ley

June 22, 2026

201Comments

Media Meltdowns

Punk-Ass Loser Nick Bilton Fires Scott Pelley For Daring To Ask Him Questions

By Tom Ley

June 3, 2026

459Comments

The Machines

Wow! America’s Graduating Seniors Really Fucking Hate AI!

By Drew Magary

May 20, 2026

540Comments

Media Meltdowns

Tony Dokoupil Flew 8,000 Miles Just To Eat More Shit

By Tom Ley

May 15, 2026

336Comments

NFL

Steelers, Longing For A Quiet Death, Willing To Wait For Aaron Rodgers

By Drew Magary

May 13, 2026

151Comments

Politics

Report: Unflattering Pictures Of Pete Hegseth Got Photographers Banned From Pentagon Briefings

By Tom Ley

March 11, 2026

142Comments

Olympics

Internal Schedule Confirms Kash Patel Went To Olympics To Be World’s Most Special Little Guy

By Tom Ley

February 26, 2026

325Comments

Olympics

Kash Patel Thinks He’s On The Team

By Tom Ley

February 23, 2026

369Comments

Jamboroo

Terry Pegula Is A Big Disgrace And An Even Bigger Fucking Loser

By Drew Magary

January 22, 2026

359Comments

Politics

Michele Tafoya Won’t Rest Until She Finds A Bigger And Better Way To Annoy Everyone

By Tom Ley

January 21, 2026

329Comments

Media Meltdowns

Tony Dokoupil Eats Heaps Of Shit In First Week As CBS News Anchor

By Tom Ley

January 7, 2026

375Comments

Journalismism

CBS News Hitches Its Wagon To These Two Duds

By Tom Ley

December 15, 2025

390Comments

College Football

Bill Belichick’s First Season At UNC Ends With A Mumble

By Samer Kalaf

November 30, 2025

120Comments

Politics

Defeat Isn’t Enough For Andrew Cuomo And His Pack Of Lunatics

By Tom Ley

November 5, 2025

617Comments

Media Meltdowns

Good Thing Nobody In Charge Of A Newspaper Wanted To Make Olivia Reingold A Video Star

By Tom Ley

October 29, 2025

290Comments

NFL

Woody Johnson Doesn’t Think Anyone Could Win With The Pile-Of-Shit Quarterback He Signed

By Tom Ley

October 22, 2025

209Comments

College Football

You Can Have Money Or Sympathy, But Not Both

By Israel Daramola

October 19, 2025

137Comments

College Football

Please Spend Some Time Imagining Mike Lombardi Begging For Money In Saudi Arabia

By Tom Ley

October 17, 2025

110Comments

Media Meltdowns

Free Press Reporter Discovers That Being An Amoral Dickhead Can Cost You Friends

By Tom Ley

October 15, 2025

459Comments

WNBA

Lamest Members Of Society Claim Responsibility For WNBA Dildo-Throwing Epidemic

By Tom Ley

August 8, 2025

242Comments

Politics

This Party Sucks

By Tom Ley

June 11, 2025

447Comments

MLB

Rockies Fans’ Best Hope Might Be More Losses

By Tom Ley

May 23, 2025

119Comments

MLB

Pirates Avoid Historic Humiliation, Suffer Regular Kind Instead

By Ray Ratto

May 23, 2025

87Comments

Media Meltdowns

Oratorical Uncles Bond Over Increasingly Reactionary Views

By Giri Nathan

January 24, 2025

228Comments

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