Everything Aaron Rodgers Has Blamed This Year

Here is a collection of all the people and things that are not Aaron Rodgers that Aaron Rodgers has blamed for the Jets' struggles this year. Remember: It's never his fault. This list is not exhaustive, but it is exhausting.

• Bullshit that has nothing to do with winning
• People outside the building
• Minicamp not having enough practices these days
• Coaches who consider changing his cadence
• Not running the ball better
• Mike Williams
• Not going for it on fourth down
• Not going for two
• Not scoring 30 points
• Some protection stuff
• Some route-adjustment stuff
• Injuries
• Other players (not him) losing confidence
• Players who don't put the team first
• Players who make excuses and complain
• Players who aren't on time and prepared
• Players who aren't good teammates
• Players who aren't professional
• Players who played for the Jets from 2011–2023
• Players who aren't him
• The media
• The owner
• The wind
• A curse
• Losing sanguinity before the denouement
• Critics who are vaccinated
• His receiver for having the ball thrown at his feet
• Players not being held accountable