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Politics
Nation Rejects Sweaty Pig
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Albert Burneko
January 23, 2024
Creaturefector
The Real Horse-Wives Of Hortobágy Aren’t Here To Hurt Feelings, But They Will Stirrup Trouble
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Sabrina Imbler
September 8, 2023
Enter Our Raffle To Win A Visit And Home-Cooked Meal From Drew Magary
In 2022, we sent Cardboard Roth and actual Roth to our raffle winner's home. This year, we're sending Drew over, and he's cooking up a feast. Anyone who makes a contribution of at least $20 into our tip jar by Nov. 24 will be entered into the raffle.
Cycling
Wannabe Cyclist Horse Steals The Show At A Spicy Strade Bianche
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Patrick Redford
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Laura Wagner
March 6, 2023
Animals
Pumuckel The 20-Inch Pony Has Other Mini-Horses Quaking In Their Hooves
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Sabrina Imbler
November 18, 2022
Olympics
If Horses Are Gone From Modern Pentathlon, Is It Time For Mechanical Bulls?
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Rose Eveleth
March 8, 2022
Defector Up All Night
Heed The Wisdom Of The Horseman
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Tom Ley
September 22, 2021
Olympics
Horse Innocent!
153
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Laura Wagner
August 8, 2021
Olympics
The Horses Are Not Having It
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Barry Petchesky
August 6, 2021
Sports Highlight Of The Day
The Sports Highlight Of The Day Is Nikola Jokic Trotting With His Horse
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Giri Nathan
June 16, 2021
Horse Racing
Bob Baffert Admits Horse’s Butt Fungus Treatment, Not Cancel Culture Nor Pee Whoopsie, Caused Positive Test
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Patrick Redford
May 11, 2021
Horse Racing
Bob Baffert: My Horse Is The Victim Of Both Cancel Culture And Some Hay With Bad Pee On It
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Patrick Redford
May 10, 2021
Defector Up All Night
Champion Horse Trainer On Photo Of Him Sitting On A Dead Horse: I Had To Take A Call, My Bad
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Patrick Redford
March 1, 2021
Defector Up All Night
Pretty Horses Briefly, Gloriously Become Pro Cyclists
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Patrick Redford
October 21, 2020