Pretty Horses Briefly, Gloriously Become Pro Cyclists

Here's the situation: A quintet of cool horses ran onto the parcours at the Vuelta a Espana today. One of them almost barreled into Mikel Nieve, only to correct course and continue trotting along. They did their colleague, a tiny guy who raced in the Tour of Poland for a bit three years ago, proud.

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