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Life Lessons
Buy Yourself A Gift Card
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Barry Petchesky
May 16, 2024
Racing
Set Max Verstappen’s Car On Fire More Often, For Morale
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Chris Thompson
March 25, 2024
New Defector Merch For Your Baby
Finally, Defector merch for the baby who loves food. Designed by illustrator extraordinaire Hawk Krall, our new Chefector baby onesie is the perfect outfit for those little fans of various mush. And for the food-motivated adult, it's available on a regular T-shirt, too.
This Is So Stupid
Hear Me Out: Pickleball Eschaton
341
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Barry Petchesky
August 17, 2023
This Is So Stupid
This Will Not Be Finished Until Mike Trout Is Allowed To Pitch To Shohei Ohtani
135
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Chris Thompson
March 22, 2023
NBA
Four Brief Proposals For Unclogging The Western Conference
93
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Ray Ratto
February 2, 2023
NHL
Put Buffalo In The West And Then Put The Sabres In The Playoffs
55
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Lauren Theisen
January 4, 2023
Announcements
We Will Further Secure Our Financial Independence By Sending David Roth To Your House
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Defector Staff
September 14, 2022
NBA
We’re Going To Need A Bigger Suspension Yacht
57
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Ray Ratto
September 13, 2022
MLB
Throw These Slow-Playing Bozos In Baseball Jail
98
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Chris Thompson
September 17, 2021
MLB
The Orioles Must Help Vladimir Guerrero Jr. Hit For The Triple Crown
72
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Chris Thompson
September 10, 2021
Olympics
Horse Innocent!
153
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Laura Wagner
August 8, 2021
Life Lessons
Stuff And Smother More Food, Goddammit
199
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Chris Thompson
March 22, 2021
This Is So Stupid
The Detroit Lions Must Hire Us To Coach Them In Battle Against The Buccaneers This Saturday
93
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Chris Thompson
December 23, 2020
NBA
No More Black NBA Uniforms, Please
157
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Chris Thompson
November 10, 2020
This Is So Stupid
The Nebraska Cornhuskers Must Face Us On The Gridiron This Weekend
172
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Chris Thompson
October 29, 2020
MLB
Baseball Should Kill The Baseball
151
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Chris Thompson
October 29, 2020
Life Lessons
Have Some Pie
227
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Kelsey McKinney
October 9, 2020