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The Matildas Turned My Hair White And They Haven’t Even Faced England Yet
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Abigail Segel
August 15, 2023
Soccer
France Is Taking Care Of Business
30
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Luis Paez-Pumar
August 8, 2023
NYC: Come To The Distraction LIVE On October 4
Drew and Roth are bringing The Distraction to a live stage for the first time in two years! Expect special guests, live Funbag questions from the audience, Guys remembered, gratuitous sandwich talk, and much more. (Pals, check your daily newsletter from August 31 for discount code.)
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The Great Outdoors
Legendary Mountaineer Christophe Profit On Trial For Removing Safety Equipment On Mont Blanc
104
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Patrick Redford
April 28, 2023
Soccer
French National Team Coach Fired Because Players Hated Her So Much They Quit The Team
138
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Laura Wagner
March 9, 2023
Soccer
The World Cup Belongs To The Dreamers
63
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Billy Haisley
December 20, 2022
Soccer
Nobody Is Scarier Than Kylian Mbappé
67
Comments
Patrick Redford
December 20, 2022
Life's Rich Pageant
This Emmanuel Macron Guy Is A Real Piece Of Work
160
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Tom Ley
December 19, 2022
Soccer
Argentina Went To Hell And Back To Win The World Cup
185
Comments
Luis Paez-Pumar
December 18, 2022
Soccer
Here’s One Last Goddamn Thing France Has To Try And Overcome
130
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Patrick Redford
December 16, 2022
Soccer
Farewell To Morocco, The Winners Of The World Cup
100
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Billy Haisley
December 15, 2022
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