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The Defector Crewneck Sweatshirt Is Back In Stock

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Merch v3

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Mar-a-Lago, photographed from across the road

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Of Course The Safe Was Empty

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Chris Thompson

Golf

A Perplexing Afternoon At The Saudi-Funded Golf Tournament In Trump’s Backyard

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David Roth

Donald Trump walks very normally towards a helicopter at Trump National Golf Club in November of 2020.

President Trump Departs For Camp David

Former President Of The United States: “It Went CLANK Into The Hole”

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Tom Ley

World Series – Atlanta Braves v Houston Astros – Game Four

Everybody Got What They Came For

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Ray Ratto

USFL Houston Gamblers

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The USFL Is Back, Because No Bad Idea Ever Dies

Medina Spirit leads down the stretch at the 147th Kentucky Derby.

147th Kentucky Derby

Horse Racing

Florida Blogger: Even The Horses Are Junkies Now That Trump Is Not President Anymore

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What Exactly Is Donald Trump Upset About Here?

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Kelsey McKinney

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34 Times I Would Have Liked To Call My Senator

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Back To Our Regularly Scheduled Catastrophe

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Patrick Redford

President Trump Departs For Florida At The End Of His Presidency

This Is So Stupid

Donald Trump’s Departing Song Left Us Much To Consider

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Samer Kalaf

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In One Of His Final Acts As President, Donald Trump Pardons Brian Urlacher’s Brother

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What Fresh Hell Awaits Us Now?

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Musician Ariel Pink goes on Tucker Carlson's show to talk about his cancellation

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Ariel Pink Has Always Been This Boring And Stupid

New York Jets v New England Patriots

Bill Belichick Isn’t That Stupid

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Donald Trump, in 1990, rubbing a magic lamp at the opening of his casino the Trump Taj Mahal

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Donald Trump Has Been The Same Man For 30-Plus Years, Honorary Diploma Or Not

Some real dickweeds storming the U.S. Capitol Building.

After The Sacred Landslide

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I Don’t Know What The Answer Is, But It’s Definitely Not More Cops

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If There Are No Consequences, It’ll Only Get Worse

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Whose Anger Gets Rewarded?

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Did Donald Trump Fart While Attempting To Commit Election Fraud?

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Only Donald Trump Gets To Lie Like This

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GOP Presidential Candidate Donald Trump Holds Campaign Rally In Tampa, Florida

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A Quick List Of Stuff Donald Trump Has Ruined

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Embattled President Rallies Supporters With Awful Noises From Inside Hermetically Sealed Car

Supporters of US President Donald Trump rally to protest results from the 2020 Presidential election in Raleigh, North Carolina, on November 14, 2020. - Trump supporters are rallying across the country to protest what the the President is calling rampant election fraud perpetrated by the Democratic Party to steal the election. (Photo by Logan Cyrus / AFP) (Photo by LOGAN CYRUS/AFP via Getty Images)

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There’s Big Money In False Universes

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The Trump Voter Fraud Hotline Was Very Rude And Did Not Appreciate My Helpful Information

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