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I Don’t Know What The Answer Is, But It’s Definitely Not More Cops
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Lauren Theisen
January 8, 2021
Politics
If There Are No Consequences, It’ll Only Get Worse
298
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Samer Kalaf
January 7, 2021
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Politics
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307
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Kelsey McKinney
January 7, 2021
Politics
Did Donald Trump Fart While Attempting To Commit Election Fraud?
293
Comments
David Roth
January 4, 2021
Politics
Only Donald Trump Gets To Lie Like This
266
Comments
David Roth
December 23, 2020
Funbag
A Quick List Of Stuff Donald Trump Has Ruined
563
Comments
Drew Magary
December 22, 2020
Politics
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275
Comments
David Roth
November 23, 2020
Politics
There’s Big Money In False Universes
337
Comments
Drew Magary
November 16, 2020
This Is So Stupid
The Trump Voter Fraud Hotline Was Very Rude And Did Not Appreciate My Helpful Information
192
Comments
Samer Kalaf
November 13, 2020
Politics
These People Are Morons
425
Comments
Albert Burneko
November 9, 2020
Media Meltdowns
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202
Comments
Samer Kalaf
November 9, 2020
Politics
The Trump Presidency Ended Next To A Porno Shop
213
Comments
Dan McQuade
November 8, 2020
Politics
Oh My God, What A Chump
351
Comments
Tom Ley
November 7, 2020
Politics
The Winners And Losers Of The 2020 Presidential Election
359
Comments
Defector Decision Desk
November 7, 2020
Politics
There Is No Alternative
122
Comments
David Roth
November 4, 2020
Politics
Is The Nation Crud Today?
595
Comments
Tom Ley
November 4, 2020
Politics
Donald Trump’s Closing Argument To Pennsylvania Voters: It’s Boring How Basketball Just Goes Back And Forth
184
Comments
Samer Kalaf
November 2, 2020
NHL
I Wish I Could Do A Hockey Blog
136
Comments
Barry Petchesky
October 29, 2020
Politics
Donald Trump, On Californians Eating Spaghetti And Meat Sauce While Wearing A Face Mask: “It Looks Like You Got Into A Fight With Dana White, Where’s Dana, You Fought One Of Dana White, I Saw Dana White, Does Anyone Know Who Dana White Is?”
229
Comments
Lauren Theisen
October 28, 2020
Book Excerpts That Don't Suck
Inside Vince McMahon’s Aspirational, Transactional, Utterly All-American Friendship With Donald Trump
37
Comments
Bill Hanstock
October 23, 2020
Politics
Thank God I Stopped Gnawing On An Extension Cord Long Enough To Enjoy This Inspiring Message From Our President
182
Comments
Tom Ley
October 6, 2020
Politics
Who Is Donald Trump Waving At?
126
Comments
Albert Burneko
October 5, 2020
Sports Highlight Of The Day
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136
Comments
Giri Nathan
October 4, 2020
Politics
Think Of How Easy It Would’ve Been For Donald Trump To Not Catch The Coronavirus
304
Comments
David Roth
October 2, 2020
This Is So Stupid
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113
Comments
Samer Kalaf
October 2, 2020
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