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It’s Time To Make Fun Of The Bamboozling Disgrace That Is The Dallas Cowboys
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Samer Kalaf
January 15, 2024
NFL
Dak Prescott Finally Ready To Win Super Bowl After Learning Tactical Breathing Maneuvers From Ex-Navy SEALs
186
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Tom Ley
September 7, 2023
Remind Everyone That Your Team Sucks
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Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2023: Dallas Cowboys
461
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Drew Magary
August 30, 2023
NFL
How, Indeed, ‘Bout Them Cowboys?
171
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Ray Ratto
January 24, 2023
NFL
Know Your Backup Quarterbacks: 2022 Edition
129
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Kalyn Kahler
September 13, 2022
NFL
Dak Prescott’s In Pain, And Mike McCarthy’s In Trouble
185
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Ray Ratto
September 12, 2022
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2022: Dallas Cowboys
372
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Drew Magary
September 2, 2022
NFL
Mike McCarthy’s Decision Looks Even Worse Now
171
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Kalyn Kahler
January 20, 2022
NFL
Dak Prescott Sorry For Saying It’s Cool To Throw Shit At Referees
184
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Tom Ley
January 19, 2022
NFL
The Cowboys Ran Themselves Out Of The Postseason
345
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Lauren Theisen
January 17, 2022
NFL
It’s Not All Bad That The Cowboys Are Good
87
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Dan McQuade
October 12, 2021
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