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Defector Staff

The Lombardi Trophy, with LA Rams and Cincinnati Bengals helmets

The Winners And Losers Of Super Bowl LVI

Luis Paez-Pumar

Cooper Kupp #10 of the Los Angeles Rams makes a touchdown catch over Eli Apple #20 of the Cincinnati Bengals during Super Bowl LVI at SoFi Stadium on February 13, 2022 in Inglewood, California.

The Rams Remembered They Had Cooper Kupp

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Chris Thompson

Aaron Donald Was Way Too Much For The Bengals

Patrick Redford

A workman removing the clocks at the close of the British Empire Exhibition held at Wembley in London, England in 1924. (Photo by Henry Miller News Picture Service/FPG/Getty Images)

Journalismism

What Time Does “What Time Does The Super Bowl Start?” Start?

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Drew Magary

Jamboroo

Let Us Charge Into A Weekend Of Super Bowl Excess

Dan McQuade was a founding member of Defector. He died in January 2026.

Dan McQuade

Ickey Woods speaks to reporters at a media day before the Super Bowl in 1989.

When The Ickey Shuffle Ruled The World

Lauren Theisen

Joe Burrow Showed Feet

Barry Petchesky

KANSAS CITY, MISSOURI - JANUARY 30: Defensive end Sam Hubbard #94 of the Cincinnati Bengals tackles quarterback Patrick Mahomes #15 of the Kansas City Chiefs late in the fourth quarter of the AFC Championship Game at Arrowhead Stadium on January 30, 2022 in Kansas City, Missouri. (Photo by Jamie Squire/Getty Images)

What Happened To Patrick Mahomes?

Ray Ratto

The Bengals Have Their Own Story To Tell

Media Meltdowns

Disastrous CBS Halftime Show Provides Just As Much Analysis As Usual

It’s Time To Get On The Bengals Bandwagon

The NFL’s Explanation Of That Raiders-Bengals Whistle Doesn’t Make Any Sense

Ja'Marr Chase #1 of the Cincinnati Bengals celebrates a touchdown during the second half in the game against the Baltimore Ravens at M&amp;T Bank Stadium on October 24, 2021 in Baltimore, Maryland.

Ja’Marr Chase Can’t Be Stopped

CINCINNATI, OHIO - OCTOBER 10: Mason Crosby #2 of the Green Bay Packers reacts after missing a field goal during overtime against the Cincinnati Bengals at Paul Brown Stadium on October 10, 2021 in Cincinnati, Ohio. (Photo by Andy Lyons/Getty Images)

These Kickers Just Could Not

CINCINNATI, OHIO - JULY 28: Joe Burrow #9 of the Cincinnati Bengals calls out instructions during training camp on July 28, 2021 in Cincinnati, Ohio. (Photo by Dylan Buell/Getty Images)

Why Your Team Sucks

Why Your Team Sucks 2021: Cincinnati Bengals

CINCINNATI, OHIO - DECEMBER 21: Ben Roethlisberger #7 of the Pittsburgh Steelers jogs to the locker room during halftime at Paul Brown Stadium on December 21, 2020 in Cincinnati, Ohio. (Photo by Jamie Sabau/Getty Images)

JuJu Smith-Schuster’s Dancing Is A Distraction From Ben Roethlisberger Playing Like Boiled Ass

Joe Burrow Carted Off With Knee Injury

BALTIMORE, MARYLAND - SEPTEMBER 29: Baltimore Ravens Defensive Coordinator Don Martindale looks on from the sidelines during the first half against the Cleveland Browns at M&amp;T Bank Stadium on September 29, 2019 in Baltimore, Maryland. (Photo by Todd Olszewski/Getty Images)

Mark Your Calendars For The Bengals-Ravens Grudge Match, Which Will Probably Take Place At Noon On A Wednesday In January

A split image. One side shows Donovan McNabb after a tie in 2008. The other shows Carson Wentz after a tie in 2020. Both games were against the Bengals.

Eagles Punt To Salvage Tie Against Bengals

Joe Burrow in shock after the Bengals missed an easy game-tying field goal