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I Will Drive This Fucked-Up Car Until One Of Us Dies
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Nicholas Russell
May 31, 2024
Soccer
The Good, The Bad, And The Unreachable: A World Cup Transit Report Ranking
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Aaron Gordon
February 26, 2024
New Defector Merch For Your Baby
Finally, Defector merch for the baby who loves food. Designed by illustrator extraordinaire Hawk Krall, our new Chefector baby onesie is the perfect outfit for those little fans of various mush. And for the food-motivated adult, it's available on a regular T-shirt, too.
Funbag
Which Automaker Has The Ugliest Cars?
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Drew Magary
September 12, 2023
Life's Rich Pageant
People Who Caused Traffic Nightmare At Pretty Tree Festival Complain Of Traffic Nightmare At Pretty Tree Festival
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Alex Pareene
March 26, 2023
NBA
Daryl Morey Has An Alarming Relationship With Cars
169
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Giri Nathan
October 18, 2022
Funbag
Should Cars Have Another Horn In The Back? (No.)
908
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Drew Magary
May 31, 2022
Podcasts
Porpoising In The Speed Zone, With Luis Paez-Pumar
94
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David Roth
May 12, 2022
Life Lessons
We Have Confirmed That Headlights Are In Fact Too Bright
143
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Jack Crosbie
December 17, 2021
Politics
Which U.S. Presidents Could Parallel Park? An Investigation
274
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Dan McQuade
November 18, 2021
This Is So Stupid
Just How Much Of The Exterior Of A 1997 Subaru Outback Could Giannis Clean From The Passenger Seat? A Scientific Inquiry
79
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Chris Thompson
August 10, 2021
Sports Highlight Of The Day
The Sports Highlight Of The Day Is This Belgian Guy Parking His Car
121
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Patrick Redford
April 28, 2021
Science
Truck Ugly
449
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Albert Burneko
February 22, 2021
MLB
Baseball Car Collectors Can Snag Hank Greenberg’s Cadillac For Cheap
60
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Dave McKenna
February 5, 2021
Life Lessons
Circling The Block
263
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Kelsey McKinney
October 16, 2020