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2024 election
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Margin Of Error
Lapse Of Judgment
379
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Tom Scocca
November 25, 2024
Politics
The American Nightmare Is A Rerun
865
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Kelsey McKinney
November 21, 2024
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Media Meltdowns
What The Fuck Is A “Vaccine Skeptic”?
682
Comments
Albert Burneko
November 15, 2024
Under The Influence
It’s Safe For Lifestyle Influencers To Be MAGA Now
480
Comments
Alex Sujong Laughlin
November 13, 2024
Funbag
What’s The Worst Sport To Play With A Poopy Diaper?
744
Comments
Drew Magary
November 12, 2024
Climate
It Was Too Warm This Week
93
Comments
Rachelle Hampton
November 10, 2024
Politics
Beyond Belief
393
Comments
David Roth
November 10, 2024
Politics
The Cowards Are Already Making Plans
840
Comments
Tom Ley
November 8, 2024
MLB
End MLB Pride Nights
324
Comments
Lauren Theisen
November 8, 2024
Margin Of Error
Last Time Was Lucky
896
Comments
Tom Scocca
November 6, 2024
Politics
After Tuesday
274
Comments
Nicholas Russell
November 6, 2024
Politics
This Place Is All Fucked Up
1745
Comments
Barry Petchesky
November 6, 2024
Arts And Culture
Books You Can Read Tonight To Distract Yourself From Whatever Is To Come
380
Comments
Defector Staff
November 5, 2024
Animals
Everything You Might Want To Know About Peanut, The Squirrel Star Turned MAGA Martyr
286
Comments
Sabrina Imbler
November 5, 2024
Margin Of Error
It’s Time To Vote
1204
Comments
Tom Scocca
November 1, 2024
Journalismism
Jeff Bezos Made Someone Else’s Business Decision
305
Comments
Tom Ley
October 29, 2024
Politics
They’re Saying It
899
Comments
David Roth
October 29, 2024
NFL
Nick Bosa Wants The Attention Without The Culpability
317
Comments
Samer Kalaf
October 28, 2024
This Is So Stupid
No Matter What Happens In This Election, Nobody Is Allowed To Get Mad At Me
615
Comments
Nate Crudster
October 24, 2024
Margin Of Error
The Candidates Have Nothing Left To Tell You
690
Comments
Tom Scocca
October 18, 2024
Margin Of Error
JD Vance Found A Debate He Couldn’t Win
400
Comments
Tom Scocca
October 2, 2024
Margin Of Error
Where Racism Goes To Become Rhetoric
445
Comments
Tom Scocca
September 20, 2024
Margin Of Error
Donald Trump Talked Honestly About Policy
642
Comments
Tom Scocca
September 12, 2024
Politics
Who Won The Debate? The Swirling Existential Void That Will Consume Us All
1141
Comments
Alex Sujong Laughlin
September 11, 2024
Politics
Donald Trump Is Still Selling NFTs, Now Also Selling Trading Cards With Bits Of His Suit Embedded In Them
319
Comments
David Roth
August 30, 2024
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