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Tom Ley
September 8, 2022
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This Isn’t The Unaccountable Murder Program I Fell In Love With
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Tom Ley
August 31, 2022
New Defector Merch For Your Baby
Finally, Defector merch for the baby who loves food. Designed by illustrator extraordinaire Hawk Krall, our new Chefector baby onesie is the perfect outfit for those little fans of various mush. And for the food-motivated adult, it's available on a regular T-shirt, too.
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Albert Burneko
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Tom Ley
August 5, 2022
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I’m Sorry, The Cat In ‘Stray’ Is An Uggo
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Dan McQuade
August 5, 2022
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Dan McQuade
July 7, 2022
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Albert Burneko
June 29, 2022
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The Frail Saggy Body Of Rudy Giuliani Must Be Protected From The Political Violence Of My Infant Child
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Chris Thompson
June 27, 2022
Golf
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376
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Samer Kalaf
June 8, 2022
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173
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Barry Petchesky
May 17, 2022
NBA
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Dan McQuade
May 13, 2022
Racing
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Chris Thompson
May 8, 2022
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203
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Tom Ley
May 5, 2022
Capital
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312
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Barry Petchesky
April 29, 2022
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124
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Dan McQuade
April 28, 2022
MLB
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65
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Tom Ley
April 27, 2022
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April 26, 2022
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April 20, 2022
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162
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April 19, 2022
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Kelsey McKinney
April 15, 2022
Soccer
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Ray Ratto
April 15, 2022
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Lauren Theisen
April 11, 2022
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April 7, 2022
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Dan McQuade
March 30, 2022
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