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Why is AI Jesus So Fucking Jacked?
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Kelsey McKinney
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Media Meltdowns
AI Is Now Advanced Enough To Blow Al Michaels’s Mind
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David Roth
June 26, 2024
This Is So Stupid
I Would Like To Put Lunchmeat On The Cybertruck
614
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Albert Burneko
June 26, 2024
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Please Let Me See Your Twitter Likes
220
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Heather Wei-Xi Chen
June 13, 2024
Margin Of Error
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262
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Tom Scocca
June 13, 2024
Arts And Culture
Conner O’Malley’s New Special Exposes The Dark Heart Of Techno-Optimism
124
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Nicholas Russell
June 7, 2024
The Machines
Google’s Got Nothing But Wrong Answers
419
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David Roth
June 5, 2024
Arts And Culture
Paramount Plus Is Ruining My Life, And It Is Time For Jeff Probst To Do Something About It
294
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Kelsey McKinney
May 15, 2024
The Machines
If Kevin Roose Was ChatGPT With A Spray-On Beard, Could Anyone Tell?
172
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Albert Burneko
May 14, 2024
Capital
The Problem With The Goggles Of The Future Is Today
315
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Justin Ellis
February 14, 2024
The Machines
Finally, A Grocery Cart That Can Save Me From The Horror Of An Ad-Free Moment Of Existence
408
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Albert Burneko
January 10, 2024
The Machines
The TSA Has Thwarted My Anti-Groping Strategy
269
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Lauren Theisen
January 8, 2024
Capital
You’re Supposed To Be Glad Your Tesla Is A Brittle Heap Of Junk
624
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Albert Burneko
December 21, 2023
Capital
Looking Good, Elon! Feeling Good, Trashcan Man!
753
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Albert Burneko
December 1, 2023
The Machines
Here’s $75, Give Me One Frosty Tesla Cyberbeer Please GZZT MZZZZT ZZZZZTT ERROR ERROR FATAL ERROR
370
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Albert Burneko
November 16, 2023
The Machines
When Blindness Hits A Hundred Bucks A Share, Then Who Will Be Laughing, I Ask You, “Doctor”
385
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Albert Burneko
November 6, 2023
The Machines
Linda Yaccarino Is The Last Funny Twitter Bit Left
413
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David Roth
September 13, 2023
Capital
They Don’t Want Us And We Don’t Need Them
331
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David Roth
July 10, 2023
MMA
Mark Zuckerberg, I Will Give You Five American Dollars If You Choke Out Elon Musk
211
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Barry Petchesky
July 2, 2023
Capital
Burning Down The House
467
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David Roth
May 14, 2023
The Machines
The Computers Are Coming For The Wrong Jobs
434
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Alex Pareene
May 12, 2023
Stories
Into Thin AirPods
242
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Casey Johnston
May 8, 2023
The Machines
AI Art Sucks Ass And You Should Say It’s Bad
245
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Casey Taylor
May 4, 2023
The Machines
I Have Seen The Future Of User-Determined AI Bias
175
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Alex Pareene
March 9, 2023
The Machines
Call These People By Their Proper Name: Fucking Dorks
414
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Drew Magary
March 7, 2023
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