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Mark Pysyk #13 of the Dallas Stars and Denis Gurianov #34 of the Dallas Stars take the ice against the Chicago Blackhawks at American Airlines Center on February 09, 2021 in Dallas, Texas.

This Is So Stupid

If The Dallas Stars Are Truly Patriotic, They’ll Play The National Anthem 50 Times Before Each Game

Ray Ratto

Brian Burke’s “Pittsburgh Model My Ass” Model Finally Comes To Pittsburgh

Lauren Theisen

David Pastrnak #88 of the Boston Bruins takes a slapshot

David Pastrnak Makes The Bruins Even Scarier

The New Jersey Devil stands in the last row of the arena surrounded by cardboard cut-outs

The NHL Schedule Might Be Starting To Unravel

Connor McDavid #97 of the Edmonton Oilers warms up

Connor McDavid Is Eating Teams Alive

Barry Petchesky

BUFFALO, NY - JANUARY 26: Tony DeAngelo #77 of the New York Rangers during the game against the Buffalo Sabres at KeyBank Center on January 26 , 2021 in Buffalo, New York. (Photo by Kevin Hoffman/Getty Images)

Tony DeAngelo Finally Crossed The Line

Zdeno Chara #33 of the Washington Capitals celebrates

The Hockey Was Good Last Night

Nick Suzuki #14 of the Montreal Canadiens puts the puck past goalie Braden Holtby

The Vancouver Canucks Simply Must Get Their Shit Together This Week

SAN JOSE, CALIFORNIA - JANUARY 09: Pierre-Luc Dubois #18 of the Columbus Blue Jackets stops on the ice during their game against the San Jose Sharks at SAP Center on January 09, 2020 in San Jose, California. (Photo by Ezra Shaw/Getty Images)

Pierre-Luc Dubois: Coming Soon To A Non–Blue Jacket Team Near You

Semyon Varlamov #40 and Scott Mayfield #24 of the New York Islanders celebrate

The Islanders’ Most Important Player Is Vulnerable Only To Friendly Fire

Jakub Voracek of the Philadelphia Flyers sits at a table for a presser.

Jakub Voracek Adds Spice To Otherwise Dull Presser By Calling Reporter A “Weasel”

Tony DeAngelo of the New York Rangers is partially responsible for a goal by Mathew Barzal of the New York Islanders

The New York Rangers Are Censoring Tony DeAngelo’s Right To Be Dogshit On The Ice

BUFFALO, NY - FEBRUARY 23: Patrik Laine #29 of the Winnipeg Jets during a game against the Buffalo Sabres at KeyBank Center on February 23, 2020 in Buffalo, New York. (Photo by Timothy T Ludwig/Getty Images)

Patrik Laine Might Just Play His Way Out Of Winnipeg

Brayden Point #21 of the Tampa Bay Lightning celebrates a goal

Even Without Their Best Player, The Lightning Can Still Be A Monster

Picture taken in the 30s shows Chamonix's ice hockey players.

31 Teams, 30 Guys: Your 2021 NHL Season Preview

Former head coach of the Toronto Maple Leafs, Mike Babcock, yells at referees or his own players

NBC Hockey Broadcast Replaces Asshole With Another Asshole

Nate Schmidt #88 of the Vancouver Canucks reaches for the puck

Now More Than Ever, We Need Hockey Guys Being Dudes

SECAUCUS, NEW JERSEY - OCTOBER 06: NHL commissioner Gary Bettman prepares for the first round of the 2020 National Hockey League Draft at the NHL Network Studio on October 06, 2020 in Secaucus, New Jersey. (Photo by Mike Stobe/Getty Images)

Hockey Back

Maitreyi Anantharaman

Connor McDavid #97 of the Edmonton Oilers waits for a faceoff during a 4-2 Oilers win over the Los Angeles Kings at Staples Center on February 23, 2020 in Los Angeles, California.

Oh No, Connor McDavid’s Home Is Unspeakably Chilling

NEWARK, NEW JERSEY - NOVEMBER 26: Zach Parise #11 of the Minnesota Wild plays against the New Jersey Devils at the Prudential Center on November 26, 2019 in Newark, New Jersey. (Photo by Bruce Bennett/Getty Images)

Zach Parise Designed A Hat

Filip Zadina #11 of the Detroit Red Wings controls the puck

Here Are Some Very Good Reasons To Trust The Yzerplan

OTTAWA, ON - NOVEMBER 8: Members of the Ottawa Senators stand as a large Canadian flag is passed along in the stands during the singing of the national anthem prior to an NHL game against the Winnipeg Jets at Canadian Tire Centre on November 8, 2014 in Ottawa, Ontario, Canada. (Photo by Jana Chytilova/Freestyle Photography/Getty Images) *** Local Caption ***

We Stand On Guard For An NHL Canadian Division

at Pepsi Center on November 25, 2015 in Denver, Colorado. The Senators defeated the Avalanche 5-3.