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Year In Review
What Did We Get Stuck In Our Rectums Last Year?
418
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Barry Petchesky
December 25, 2021
Life Lessons
We Have Confirmed That Headlights Are In Fact Too Bright
143
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Jack Crosbie
December 17, 2021
Life Lessons
How I Got Smart
311
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Amy Schneider
December 17, 2021
Life Lessons
My Brush With Puzzle Brain
87
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Fran Hoepfner
December 10, 2021
Life Lessons
I Give You Permission To Do Nothing
136
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Diana Moskovitz
November 16, 2021
Life Lessons
The Disappearing Girl
111
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Felix Kent
November 8, 2021
Life Lessons
Heaven Is A Park Bench
308
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Drew Magary
October 15, 2021
Dadfector
The Personal Choice Not Everybody Gets To Make
315
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Chris Thompson
October 14, 2021
Life Lessons
Fake It Until You Make It (A Worse Planet For Everyone To Live On)
321
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Albert Burneko
October 11, 2021
Life Lessons
On Being Perceived
339
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Kelsey McKinney
October 7, 2021
Life Lessons
As You Know, Jeff, Every Time I Stare Into The Abyss It Stares Back At Me
157
Comments
Felix Kent
October 6, 2021
Jamboroo
It’s Me, The Unwanted Advice–Giver
352
Comments
Drew Magary
September 30, 2021
Life Lessons
Booing Isn’t Bad, But There’s A Better Way
82
Comments
Ray Ratto
September 1, 2021
Life Lessons
Every Casino Game Is Out To Get You. Even The Free One.
170
Comments
Lauren Theisen
August 24, 2021
Media Meltdowns
Either Wirecutter Or I Are Doing Toilet Brush Ownership EXTREMELY Wrong
259
Comments
Albert Burneko
August 12, 2021
Life Lessons
Consider The Pizza Dilemma
314
Comments
Samer Kalaf
July 23, 2021
Life Lessons
Barry And Laura Recommend: Glass Of Water
192
Comments
Barry Petchesky
and
Laura Wagner
July 19, 2021
Life Lessons
Kelsey And Diana Recommend: Giant Water Bottle
138
Comments
Kelsey McKinney
and
Diana Moskovitz
July 18, 2021
Life Lessons
Can I Point You To The Dew Point?
214
Comments
Maitreyi Anantharaman
July 14, 2021
Life Lessons
How To Watch Sports, According To The Defector Staff
213
Comments
Defector Staff
July 9, 2021
Overexplained Lists
Worst Places To Get A Sunburn, Ranked
242
Comments
Albert Burneko
July 4, 2021
Life Lessons
Attention! It Is Cherry Season!
147
Comments
Kelsey McKinney
June 23, 2021
Life Lessons
I Think I’m Done With T-Shirts
371
Comments
Drew Magary
June 4, 2021
Life Lessons
If Someone Watched You Watch Sports, What Would They See?
141
Comments
Maitreyi Anantharaman
June 3, 2021
Crabfector
You Can Crab
250
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Laura Wagner
April 30, 2021
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