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I Promise You There’s No Way I Can Properly Prepare You For This Phil Mickelson Quote
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Patrick Redford
February 17, 2022
Golf
Brooks Koepka Would Like To See The Manager
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September 26, 2021
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Golf
Jordan Spieth Nearly Puts Ball In Hole, Self In Lake
140
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Lauren Theisen
September 24, 2021
Golf
Wild-Eyed Golf Man Heroically Sprints Through Final Round
75
Comments
Chris Thompson
September 5, 2021
Golf
We Need A Better Poster Boy For A Healthy Heckling Discourse Than Big Stupid Asshole Bryson DeChambeau
226
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Chris Thompson
August 30, 2021
Golf
Rory McIlroy Has Simply Played Too Much Dang Golf!
55
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Chris Thompson
August 25, 2021
Golf
Dickweed Moron Bryson DeChambeau Relentlessly Heckled Through Sunday Collapse
164
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Chris Thompson
August 9, 2021
Golf
A Big Day For Bellyachers
157
Comments
Ray Ratto
July 16, 2021
Golf
Iowa TV Station Interrupts U.S. Open At Funniest Possible Time
75
Comments
Dan McQuade
June 21, 2021
Golf
For Golfer In COVID America, HAZARD Hits It Into HIM!
104
Comments
Billy Haisley
June 6, 2021
Golf
The Latest Installment Of The Very Good Brooks Koepka–Bryson DeChambeau Rivalry Is A Sweary Leaked Video
91
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Patrick Redford
May 25, 2021
Golf
I No Longer Have To Pretend I Was Enjoying Sports Without Crowds
179
Comments
Drew Magary
May 24, 2021
Golf
Phil Mickelson Earned His Fairytale Ending
157
Comments
Lauren Theisen
May 24, 2021
Science
Do Not Fear To Behold The Majestic Lake Creature
87
Comments
Chris Thompson
May 12, 2021
Media Meltdowns
Bill Simmons: Cancel Culture Prevented Jim Nantz From Making A Cheap Racist Quip About Hideki Matsuyama, And That’s A Shame
494
Comments
Albert Burneko
April 12, 2021
Golf
The Masters Was Will Zalatoris’s Coming-Out Party
82
Comments
Lauren Theisen
April 12, 2021
Golf
The Details Of Tiger Woods’s Crash Are Perplexing
181
Comments
Tom Ley
April 9, 2021
Golf
Rory McIlroy Smote His Own Father With A Golf Shot
74
Comments
Albert Burneko
April 8, 2021
Golf
Tiger Woods Is Broken Again
238
Comments
Ray Ratto
February 24, 2021
Golf
Tiger Woods In Surgery For Leg Injuries After Single-Car Crash [Update]
166
Comments
Samer Kalaf
February 23, 2021
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Dustin Johnson’s Drive Absolutely Nails Some Poor Sap
87
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Samer Kalaf
February 5, 2021
Golf
That Was The Worst Of Tiger Woods, But Maybe Not The End
70
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Ray Ratto
November 16, 2020
Golf
Things Are Not Going Well For Tiger Woods At The Masters
63
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David Roth
November 15, 2020
Golf
Jon Rahm Nails An Absurd Skip-Shot Hole-In-One During Practice Round
42
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Patrick Redford
November 10, 2020
Golf
Golf Has A Bombing Problem
166
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Chris Thompson
September 22, 2020
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