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This is Defector, a new sports blog and media company. We made this place together, we own it together, we run it together. Without access, without favor, without discretion, and without interference.

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Six perfect mini-cheesecakes, topped with black currant jelly, whipped cream, and decorative white chocolate triangles.

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The Not-So-Great Defector Bake Off Is Ill-Tempered For Chocolate Week

Paul Hollywood's Devonshire Splits, as shown on the Bread Week episode. They're very circular, very beautifully even in color, and very neatly decorated with cream and strawberries.

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The Not-So-Great Defector Bake Off Proves Too Small For Bread Week

A well-made Custard Cream cookie from the show, with a clean stamped pattern that says "CUSTARD CREAM."

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The Not-So-Great Defector Bake Off Trembles And Weeps Through Biscuit Week

The beautiful raspberry-topped cakes of the show's contestants.

The Not-So-Great Defector Bake Off Once Again Contends With Cake Week

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Drew Magary

20th August 1943: Three schoolboys carrying baskets of apples after picking fruit during a stay at the Bishop of Rochesters Harvesting Camp at Cranbrook in Kent. (Photo by Reg Speller/Fox Photos/Getty Images)

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Fuck It, It’s Apple Crisp Season

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Kelly Conaboy

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French Onion Soup In Cupcake Tins? French Onion Soup In Cupcake Tins

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That’s What I Get For Trying To Honor My Ancestors With Chestnuts I Found On The Street

A jar of cloudy homemade ginger-pear shrub.

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Let’s Make Shrub, While There’s Still Time

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An array of eggplants at Marché Jean-Talon in Montreal.

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It’s Summer! Let’s Cook Some Eggplant

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Broadway showgirls (from left) Geraldine Shay, Pat Gale, Bonnie Blair, Genne Courtney and Toni Tucci eat spaghetti with their arms held behind their backs, as part of some sort of competition. 1948.

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Which Food Would Win You An Eating Contest?

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Albert Burneko

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You Just Need A Thermometer

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Your Crummy Apartment Stove Is Perfectly Fine For Cooking

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Pink Lemonade For Everybody!

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How To Help Your Kids Learn To Like A Food

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Uncleanliness Is Next To Godliness

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Grains Of Rice, Ranked

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How To Break Free Of Recipe Dependence

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It’s Good To Make Your Own Stock Sometimes

Fran Hoepfner is a writer and teacher.

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Excitement Grows In Philadelphia As Eagles Head To The Super Bowl

It’s Time To Stop Fucking Around: We Need An Official Super Bowl Dessert

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You Have No Excuse For Disliking Vegetables

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Send Me Your Food Questions

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I’ll Have What No One Is Having

Dayna Evans is a baker and writer who got really into surfing recently. She runs Downtime Bakery in Mt. Airy, Philadelphia.

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The Not-So-Great Defector Bake Off Attempts Panettone, For The Simple Joy Of Baking

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My Damn Oven Died Just In Time For Thanksgiving

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The Not-So-Great Defector Bake Off Collapses Under The Weight Of Patisserie Week