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College Basketball

Making Illinois And Loyola Bracket Neighbors Is A Devious Move And I Couldn’t Be More Excited

Defector Up All Night

Purdue Calls In Large Teen To Retrieve Ball

College Basketball

The Team Formerly Known As The MSU Spartans Request That Everyone Stop Making Fun Of Their Awful Sponsored Name

Defector Up All Night

Cade Cunningham Plummets Down NBA Draft Boards After Blowing A Fast-Break Dunk

Better Hate An Owner

Dan Gilbert Demands Both Your Money And Your Undying Love

NBA Arena Audio Somehow Invaded AEW’s Broadcast And Ruined A Match

Malfunctioning Horn Goes Off Every Minute, On The Minute, In Lightning–Red Wings

Avs Announcer Marc Moser Is A Land Of Contrasts

Let’s Try To Make Sense Of That Awful, Hilarious AEW Pyro Screwup

Luis Paez-Pumar and Lauren Theisen

So We’re Doing This Islanders Thing Again, Huh?

Aljamain Sterling’s DQ Title Win Brought Out The Worst Of The UFC

R.I.P. Tom Wilson The Himbo. Long Live Tom Wilson The Goon.

The Ottawa Senators Have Drop-Kicked Yet Another Adversary Straight Into Hell

Even In Defeat, The Ottawa Senators’ Rampage Continues

Media Meltdowns

Candace Parker Explains Basketball To Shaq

The Flames’ Nerves Have Been Shattered By The Superior Mental Strength Of The Ottawa Senators

The Ottawa Senators Are Ruining Lives

The Blues Played The Longest Game Of Keepaway Ever And Lost

I’m Hearing That Brady Tkachuk Now Holds A Partial Ownership Stake In The Montreal Canadiens

Marc-Andre Fleury Isn’t Going Away That Easily

Mariners President Kevin Mather Shows Us What A Baseball Executive Really Thinks

Jacob Markstrom Got Too Antsy For His Own Good

Death To The NCAA

Jalen Johnson Broke Everybody’s Brains

The Maple Leafs Ate A Whole Plate Of Shit In Front Of Everyone

College Basketball

Hunter Dickinson Is Helping Michigan Dominate And Wow His Arms Are So Long