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Lauren Theisen

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Defector Up All Night

Cade Cunningham Plummets Down NBA Draft Boards After Blowing A Fast-Break Dunk

March 11, 2021
Better Hate An Owner

Dan Gilbert Demands Both Your Money And Your Undying Love

March 11, 2021
Pro Wrestling

NBA Arena Audio Somehow Invaded AEW’s Broadcast And Ruined A Match

March 11, 2021
NHL

Malfunctioning Horn Goes Off Every Minute, On The Minute, In Lightning–Red Wings

March 10, 2021
NHL

Avs Announcer Marc Moser Is A Land Of Contrasts

March 9, 2021
Pro Wrestling

Let’s Try To Make Sense Of That Awful, Hilarious AEW Pyro Screwup

NHL

So We’re Doing This Islanders Thing Again, Huh?

March 8, 2021
The Fights

Aljamain Sterling’s DQ Title Win Brought Out The Worst Of The UFC

March 7, 2021
NHL

R.I.P. Tom Wilson The Himbo. Long Live Tom Wilson The Goon.

March 7, 2021
NHL

The Ottawa Senators Have Drop-Kicked Yet Another Adversary Straight Into Hell

March 5, 2021
NHL

Even In Defeat, The Ottawa Senators’ Rampage Continues

March 3, 2021
Media Meltdowns

Candace Parker Explains Basketball To Shaq

NHL

The Flames’ Nerves Have Been Shattered By The Superior Mental Strength Of The Ottawa Senators

March 2, 2021
NHL

The Ottawa Senators Are Ruining Lives

February 26, 2021
NHL

The Blues Played The Longest Game Of Keepaway Ever And Lost

February 25, 2021
NHL

I’m Hearing That Brady Tkachuk Now Holds A Partial Ownership Stake In The Montreal Canadiens

February 24, 2021
NHL

Marc-Andre Fleury Isn’t Going Away That Easily

February 23, 2021
MLB

Mariners President Kevin Mather Shows Us What A Baseball Executive Really Thinks

February 22, 2021
NHL

Jacob Markstrom Got Too Antsy For His Own Good

February 18, 2021
Death To The NCAA

Jalen Johnson Broke Everybody’s Brains

February 17, 2021
NHL

The Maple Leafs Ate A Whole Plate Of Shit In Front Of Everyone

February 16, 2021
College Basketball

Hunter Dickinson Is Helping Michigan Dominate And Wow His Arms Are So Long

February 15, 2021
Life Lessons

Lost And Found In The Batting Cage

February 11, 2021
College Basketball

Perhaps Now Is Not The Time To Have A Screaming, Spitting Tantrum During A Basketball Game

February 10, 2021
NFL

Those Kansas City Drops Were Excruciating

February 8, 2021
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