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Lauren Theisen

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Soccer

Mad Scenes At Old Trafford As Cheeky Blokes Storm The Pitch Ahead Of Liverpool-Manchester United [Updates]

NHL

Here’s Chris Chelios Fighting A Bunch Of Legends, Because Why Not

April 28, 2021
NHL

Old Man Zdeno Chara Keeps Trying To Beat Up Matt Martin

April 28, 2021
NFL

The Lions Have Two Very Different Options For Fucking Up This Year’s Draft

April 27, 2021
NHL

The Blue Jackets Have Broken Poor Elvis Merzlikins

April 23, 2021
NHL

The Canadiens Made A Big Bet On Josh Anderson, And It’s Winning Them Games

April 22, 2021
MLB

Pandemic Baseball Quirks Are Really Starting To Mess With Me

April 21, 2021
NHL

You Can Only Contain Connor McDavid For So Long

April 20, 2021
NHL

I’ve Seen Anthony Mantha Do This Before, And You Won’t Like What Comes Next

April 19, 2021
NHL

The Canucks Aren’t Ready For Their Comeback

April 15, 2021
NHL

The Predators Are Winning Like Crazy Just To Tread Water

April 14, 2021
NHL

Oh God, Oh No, I’m Actually Feeling Optimistic About The Detroit Red Wings

April 13, 2021
Golf

The Masters Was Will Zalatoris’s Coming-Out Party

April 12, 2021
MLB

The Legend Of Akil Baddoo Grows By The Day

April 7, 2021
NHL

The Canadiens Aren’t Thinking About Next Year

April 6, 2021
NHL

NHL Quickly Distances Itself From Referee Shenanigans

March 24, 2021
College Basketball

USC’s Demolition Of Kansas Was The Scariest Performance Of The Tournament

March 23, 2021
College Basketball

Big Weirdo Cameron Krutwig Bowled Over Illinois For A Spot In The Sweet 16

March 21, 2021
College Basketball

Here’s Your Open Thread For Day One Of The Women’s Tourney

March 21, 2021
College Basketball

Texas Played The Clumsiest Game Of Basketball Ever And Still Almost Won

March 21, 2021
NHL

The Rangers, Without Their Coaches, Whooped The Flyers’ Asses

March 18, 2021
NHL

The Islanders Are Very Good, But They Don’t Have Alex Ovechkin

March 17, 2021
College Basketball

Making Illinois And Loyola Bracket Neighbors Is A Devious Move And I Couldn’t Be More Excited

March 15, 2021
Defector Up All Night

Purdue Calls In Large Teen To Retrieve Ball

March 12, 2021
College Basketball

The Team Formerly Known As The MSU Spartans Request That Everyone Stop Making Fun Of Their Awful Sponsored Name

March 12, 2021
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