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Drew Magary
Columnist. Author of many
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Point B
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Minor Dilemmas
How Do I Get My Picky Eater Off A Chicken Nugget-Based Diet?
194
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Drew Magary
May 13, 2026
NFL
Steelers, Longing For A Quiet Death, Willing To Wait For Aaron Rodgers
142
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Drew Magary
May 13, 2026
Funbag
Fuck Touchscreens
645
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Drew Magary
May 12, 2026
Funbag
The Musical Biopic Is Dead
679
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Drew Magary
May 5, 2026
Life Lessons
Want To Buy A Car? Be Ready To Suffer
528
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Drew Magary
May 1, 2026
Funbag
I Have No Pages
594
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Drew Magary
April 28, 2026
Jamboroo
The NFL May Be Biting Off More Than It Can Chew
372
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Drew Magary
April 23, 2026
Funbag
A Game Of ‘Clue’ Turns Into Open Warfare
553
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Drew Magary
April 21, 2026
Media Meltdowns
The Decline Of Pro Football Focus Is Bad News For Football Fans
145
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Drew Magary
April 20, 2026
Chefector
I Have Now Perfected My Blondie Recipe
154
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Drew Magary
April 17, 2026
Funbag
How Many People Would It Take To Storm Mar-A-Lago?
449
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Drew Magary
April 14, 2026
Life Lessons
The College Trip
312
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Drew Magary
April 10, 2026
NFL
Mike Vrabel And Dianna Russini Insist There’s Nothing Strange About Them Holding Hands And Hugging At A Hotel
340
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Drew Magary
April 8, 2026
Funbag
I Wanna Be A Cowboy
483
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Drew Magary
April 7, 2026
Life Lessons
A Bit Of Church
253
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Drew Magary
March 27, 2026
Funbag
Help! I Can’t Stop Farting In My Personal Office!
585
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Drew Magary
March 24, 2026
This Is So Stupid
The Hottest Snack Of The NCAA Tournament Is Almond Butter
85
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Drew Magary
March 19, 2026
NFL
The Titans Will Dress Like A Real NFL Team This Season
205
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Drew Magary
March 18, 2026
Funbag
I Can’t Stop Reading Music History Books
531
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Drew Magary
March 17, 2026
NFL
Vikings Attempt To Replicate Sam Darnold Experiment By Signing Shorter, Moodier Sam Darnold
185
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Drew Magary
March 13, 2026
NFL
I Am Standing By For News
112
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Drew Magary
March 11, 2026
Funbag
The Kindness Of Familiar Faces
467
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Drew Magary
March 10, 2026
NFL
Kyler Murray Dishonorably Discharged
240
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Drew Magary
March 4, 2026
Funbag
I Burp My House Now
595
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Drew Magary
March 3, 2026
Life Lessons
Confessions Of A Bookanizer
177
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Drew Magary
February 27, 2026
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