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Chris Thompson

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A Surreal, Chum-Choked Plunge Through Ja Morant’s Countersuit Against A Teen Boy

El Niño Is Approaching

SnyderWatch: Dan Snyder Comes One Big Step Closer To Selling The Commanders

Florida Court Rules That Shaquille O’Neal May Continue To Juke Process Servers In The Physical World

A Masters Where Both Sides Lose Is One Where Everyone Else Wins

Shaquille O’Neal Is On The Run From FTX Lawsuit Process Servers

LIV Golf And Its Representatives Are Having An Extremely Normal Masters Week

Mark Cuban Is In Loser Mode Showing Texts

AI Golf Commentary Is A New Frontier In Dullness

The Strain Of Sucking Mondo Ass Is Wearing On Anthony Rendon

LIV Golf Bozos Hope To Storm The 18th Green In Masters Triumph

Instead Of Showing Financials As Promised, Orioles CEO John Angelos Offers Three Minutes Of Deranged Horse Shit

This Is So Stupid

Baseball!

Media Meltdowns

Brian Windhorst’s ESPN Article Wipes Detail About Stephen Silas Weeping After A Game

The Dallas Mavericks Now Emit The Stench Of Death

College Basketball

Julian Strawther’s Lunatic Confidence Gave Gonzaga Their Best Shot

This Is So Stupid

This Will Not Be Finished Until Mike Trout Is Allowed To Pitch To Shohei Ohtani

Trea Turner Is Now Also A God Of Dingers

Lonzo Ball Descends To An Even Lower Circle Of Knee Hell

Golf’s Governing Bodies Propose A Dead-Ball Era

This Is So Stupid

LIV Golf’s “Team Finder” Knows Which Of Four Sandwiches Describes Your Values As A Sports Fan

Draymond Green And Dillon Brooks Are The Most Annoying People In Sports

Media Meltdowns

Innocent Misunderstanding Turns Youth Hoops Trophy Presentation Into Hell Of Online Outrage

The Bulls Are Built For Another Era

Life's Rich Pageant

The Sodfather Has Certainly Said His Piece