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Chris Thompson

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The Strain Of Sucking Mondo Ass Is Wearing On Anthony Rendon

LIV Golf Bozos Hope To Storm The 18th Green In Masters Triumph

Instead Of Showing Financials As Promised, Orioles CEO John Angelos Offers Three Minutes Of Deranged Horse Shit

This Is So Stupid

Baseball!

Media Meltdowns

Brian Windhorst’s ESPN Article Wipes Detail About Stephen Silas Weeping After A Game

The Dallas Mavericks Now Emit The Stench Of Death

College Basketball

Julian Strawther’s Lunatic Confidence Gave Gonzaga Their Best Shot

This Is So Stupid

This Will Not Be Finished Until Mike Trout Is Allowed To Pitch To Shohei Ohtani

Trea Turner Is Now Also A God Of Dingers

Lonzo Ball Descends To An Even Lower Circle Of Knee Hell

Golf’s Governing Bodies Propose A Dead-Ball Era

This Is So Stupid

LIV Golf’s “Team Finder” Knows Which Of Four Sandwiches Describes Your Values As A Sports Fan

Draymond Green And Dillon Brooks Are The Most Annoying People In Sports

Media Meltdowns

Innocent Misunderstanding Turns Youth Hoops Trophy Presentation Into Hell Of Online Outrage

The Bulls Are Built For Another Era

Life's Rich Pageant

The Sodfather Has Certainly Said His Piece

How Does Dan Snyder Keep Getting Away With This?

Nikola Jokic’s Gnarly Oozing Arm Wounds Are Getting Out Of Hand

Alaska Politician Tricks Himself Into Arguing There’s A Taxpayer Benefit To The Murder Of Children

When Joel Embiid Decides To Be A Monster, Look Out!

Nate McMillan Finally Freed From The Hawks Mess

Spring Training Speech Turns Terry Francona Into Mr. Bean

Arbitration Is Broken Because Owners Broke It

Maybe It’s A Bad Idea To Alienate Your Best Player In Order To Save Some Pocket Change

Media Meltdowns

Sports Illustrated Continues Its Lurch Away From Journalism With Fresh Round Of Layoffs