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Chris Thompson

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Things We Actually Like

Heartwarming: Trevor Bauer Is Getting Lit Up In Japan

Dodgers Cave To Culture War Crank And Senator From Other Side Of Country, Disinvite Venerable Charity Group From Pride Night

The Blue Jays Are Curious About Aaron Judge’s Eyes

Joel Embiid Is A Finite Resource

Oh No, Shaquille O’Neal Is Still Evading The FTX Lawsuit!

College Baseball

Two More College Athletic Departments Swept Into Online Gambling Troubles

It All Comes Down To Anthony Davis

Eating Some Shit Might Be Just What The Grizzlies Need

Finally, Some Crotch Abuse We Can All Feel Good About

The Cavaliers Paid The Price For Arriving Ahead Of Schedule

LeBron James Sure Knows How To Pick His Spots

Russell Westbrook Is Just The Man To Salvage Dignity In Defeat

Dillon Brooks Was Humiliating Himself Well Before He Made Contact With The Balls

The NBA Playoffs Have Not Truly Begun Until Draymond Green Has Kicked Someone In Anger

Life's Rich Pageant

Terrible Scenes At The Crucible As Snooker Championship Match Abandoned Due To Rude Powdering

Mission Accomplished: Shaquille O’Neal Finally Served With Class-Action Lawsuit Documents

A Surreal, Chum-Choked Plunge Through Ja Morant’s Countersuit Against A Teen Boy

El Niño Is Approaching

SnyderWatch: Dan Snyder Comes One Big Step Closer To Selling The Commanders

Florida Court Rules That Shaquille O’Neal May Continue To Juke Process Servers In The Physical World

A Masters Where Both Sides Lose Is One Where Everyone Else Wins

Shaquille O’Neal Is On The Run From FTX Lawsuit Process Servers

LIV Golf And Its Representatives Are Having An Extremely Normal Masters Week

Mark Cuban Is In Loser Mode Showing Texts

AI Golf Commentary Is A New Frontier In Dullness