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MLB
The Elbows Are Exploding
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Barry Petchesky
April 7, 2024
Life Lessons
It Happened To Me: I Thought I Bought People Treats But They Were Dog Treats
173
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Barry Petchesky
April 4, 2024
The Defector Crewneck Sweatshirt Is Back In Stock
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NHL
Highlight Of Devils’ Season Is Line Brawl
74
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Barry Petchesky
April 4, 2024
NHL
Anybody Need 18,000 Jaromir Jagr Bobbleheads?
131
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Barry Petchesky
March 14, 2024
Science
I Think I Found The Problem Here: The Rocket Blew Up
195
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Barry Petchesky
March 13, 2024
NHL
Not Even Wild Players Knew The Obscure Rule That Threatened A Forfeited Point
54
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Barry Petchesky
March 11, 2024
Birdfector
Flaco Never Escaped
147
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Barry Petchesky
February 26, 2024
Science
Landing On The Moon Isn’t Getting Any Easier
182
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Barry Petchesky
February 23, 2024
MLB
Threats Are No Way To Do Business, Says Diamondbacks Owner Threatening To Move
134
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Barry Petchesky
February 20, 2024
NHL
Sometimes An Outdoor Hockey Game Still Delivers
36
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Barry Petchesky
February 19, 2024
Defector Reads A Book
From Hell’s Heart We Blog At Thee: Let’s Chat About ‘Moby-Dick’
170
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Sabrina Imbler
,
Kelsey McKinney
,
Barry Petchesky
,
Patrick Redford
, and
David Roth
February 14, 2024
This Is So Stupid
Critter Or Varmint?
388
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Barry Petchesky
February 13, 2024
NFL
The Chiefs’ Defense Unleashed Hell
137
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Barry Petchesky
February 12, 2024
Arts And Culture
The Song Goes On Even If We Don’t
167
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Barry Petchesky
February 6, 2024
Soccer
Let Us Discuss What The World Cup Final Means For “New York New Jersey”
404
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Barry Petchesky
,
David Roth
, and
Kathryn Xu
February 5, 2024
Life's Rich Pageant
We’ve Found Him: America’s Dumbest Bettor
223
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Barry Petchesky
February 1, 2024
Science
The Little Mars Helicopter That Could
81
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Barry Petchesky
January 29, 2024
NHL
If This Wasn’t A Truly Filthy Hit, I Don’t Know What Is
156
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Barry Petchesky
January 26, 2024
Science
There’s So Much Ice On Mars, You Guys
205
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Barry Petchesky
January 19, 2024
NHL
The Left-For-Dead Oilers Are The NHL’s Hottest Team
48
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Barry Petchesky
January 17, 2024
Music
Lawsuit Accuses James Dolan And Harvey Weinstein Of Sexual Assault
137
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Barry Petchesky
January 16, 2024
Science
Neptune’s A Pale Blue Fraud!
249
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Barry Petchesky
January 5, 2024
NHL
I Still Can’t Believe Patrik Stefan Missed The Net
69
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Barry Petchesky
January 4, 2024
Defector At The Movies
Harold Lloyd Terrifying Babe Ruth With Bad Driving Is Now In The Public Domain
103
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Barry Petchesky
January 3, 2024
Year In Review
What Horrible Things Did We Do To Our Penises Last Year?
270
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Barry Petchesky
January 1, 2024
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