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Albert Burneko

Assignment Editor

Chefector

A Pot Of Beans, By Any Other Name

December 11, 2021
This Is So Stupid

Which Sports Team Name Would Be The Worst To Have As Your Actual Name?

December 8, 2021
Capital

How To Quit Your Job, According To The Washington Post: Fuck You

November 17, 2021
This Is So Stupid

All Of My Problems With The Name “Ultimate”

November 16, 2021
Chefector

Let’s Make Some Ravioli

November 13, 2021
NBA

Here Are Some Young NBA Players Who Are Butt

November 10, 2021
Media Meltdowns

Here Are Some Dishonest Defenses Of Baseball

November 2, 2021
NBA

The Celtics Are Crappy And Unhappy

November 2, 2021
Chefector

Let’s Cook Mushroom Soup

October 30, 2021
NFL

Mark Davis, Big Backpack Guy

October 27, 2021
The Machines

Boston Tech Startup Develops Worst Imaginable Way To Get A Cup Of Coffee

October 21, 2021
College Basketball

Bob Huggins Wants To Eliminate The Wrong Part Of March Madness

October 21, 2021
NBA

Weeks If Not Months In Advance, A Thorough Preview Of The 2021-22 NBA Season

October 20, 2021
Chefector

Let’s Make Pierogi

October 16, 2021
This Is So Stupid

Reverse Baseball!

October 14, 2021
Chefector

Plagiarism Is The Weirdest Of All The Frauds

October 12, 2021
Life Lessons

Fake It Until You Make It (A Worse Planet For Everyone To Live On)

October 11, 2021
Media Meltdowns

MLB Network’s Jim Kaat Went So Far Out Of His Way To Say Something Racist

October 8, 2021
Media Meltdowns

‘American Conservative’ Columnist: This Story Reminds Me Of A Third-Grader Whose Dick I Thought Was Weird

October 6, 2021
Chefector

Let’s Cook Some Escarole With Beans And Sausage

October 2, 2021
Soccer

All Of What’s Miserable About Barcelona In 2021 Is Congealed Into The Form Of This Doofus

September 30, 2021
NBA

BenWatch: Ben Simmons Unmoved By Attempts At Pretending To Placate Him

September 28, 2021
Sports Highlight Of The Day

The Sports Highlight Of The Day Is This Aussie Rugby Dude Rescuing A Stuck Sheep

September 23, 2021
NFL

Jacksonville Jaguars: No One Is Allowed To Apologize For Sucking Shit Except Us

September 20, 2021
Chefector

Let’s Throw Together Some Stuffed Peppers

September 18, 2021
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