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The Machines
You Should Never Be The Most Sycophantic Participant In A Conversation With A Chatbot
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Albert Burneko
May 5, 2026
NBA
There’s Never A Bad Time To Gawk At Young Shaq Highlights
136
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Albert Burneko
May 1, 2026
Minor Dilemmas
How Can I Resolve Conflicts Between My Younger Kid And His Older Brother?
108
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Albert Burneko
April 29, 2026
NBA
Report: Victor Wembanyama Cleared To Play Game 4
25
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Albert Burneko
April 26, 2026
Politics
Everyone Survives White House Correspondents’ Association Dinner
309
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Albert Burneko
April 26, 2026
Politics
Pete Hegseth Adds New Weapon To American Warfighter Loadout: Influenza
317
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Albert Burneko
April 22, 2026
Politics
President, Extremely Normal Brain-Wise: Pope Weak On Crime, Also I’m Dr. Jesus Christ
701
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Albert Burneko
April 14, 2026
The Machines
Why Would You Ask AI To Tell The Story Of Your Own Life?
269
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Albert Burneko
April 10, 2026
Politics
This Election Is Too Darn Important To Be Left To Merciful Salad Eaters
476
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Albert Burneko
March 31, 2026
Politics
Trump To World: Please Help Me Un-Shoot My Own Leg Off
716
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Albert Burneko
March 16, 2026
Politics
A List Of Better Ways To Experience The Frisson Of Transgression Than Becoming A Fascist
399
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Albert Burneko
March 12, 2026
NBA
I Will Never Forgive Trae Young For Surpassing Kobe Bryant’s Career High For Assists In A Game Eight Times
331
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Albert Burneko
March 11, 2026
Chefector
If Cool The Pan Be, A Lousy Breakfast For Thee
225
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Albert Burneko
March 10, 2026
NBA
The Road To Magic City Monday Is Paved With Good Intentions
217
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Albert Burneko
March 6, 2026
Politics
As Best We Can Tell, Kristi Noem Is Now A Green Lantern Or Some Shit
435
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Albert Burneko
March 5, 2026
Olympics
The Super Bowl Could Not Compete With Tape-Delayed Olympic Curling
72
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Albert Burneko
February 9, 2026
Politics
Federal Agents Kill Again; Gunmen Still At Large
533
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Albert Burneko
January 25, 2026
Politics
Gavin Newsom Has Nothing To Offer
609
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Albert Burneko
January 22, 2026
Journalismism
CBS News Is The Trump Administration’s New Laundromat
206
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Albert Burneko
January 15, 2026
Politics
How Hard Is It To Oppose Murder?
445
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Albert Burneko
January 8, 2026
Politics
ICE Agent Kills Woman, DHS Tells Obvious, Insane Lies About It
653
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Albert Burneko
January 7, 2026
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