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Albert Burneko

Assignment Editor

NBA

Here Are Some Photos Of Victor Wembanyama Being Impossible

January 8, 2024
Arts And Culture

This Is A Damn Conrad Veidt Appreciation Blog

January 3, 2024
Defector Up All Night

Dashing Through The Snow, In A Weekend Open Thread

December 23, 2023
Capital

You’re Supposed To Be Glad Your Tesla Is A Brittle Heap Of Junk

December 21, 2023
Defector Up All Night

Have Yourself A Merry Weekend Open Thread

December 16, 2023
Soccer

Barcelona Loses Match, Wins UCL Group, Possibly Dooms Xavi

December 14, 2023
English Premier League

Liverpool Beats Fulham Via Half A Mile Of Sick Goals

December 3, 2023
Capital

Looking Good, Elon! Feeling Good, Trashcan Man!

December 1, 2023
The Machines

Here’s $75, Give Me One Frosty Tesla Cyberbeer Please GZZT MZZZZT ZZZZZTT ERROR ERROR FATAL ERROR

November 16, 2023
Life Lessons

Life Comes At You Fast

November 12, 2023
Soccer

More Like Erik Two Hag

November 9, 2023
The Machines

When Blindness Hits A Hundred Bucks A Share, Then Who Will Be Laughing, I Ask You, “Doctor”

November 6, 2023
NBA

James Harden Traded To Los Angeles Clippers After All

October 31, 2023
NBA

All Anyone Could Ever Hope To Know Or Learn About The 2023–24 NBA Season, Or Indeed About Anything, And Well In Advance Too

MLB

Never Make Zac Gallen Face Kyle Schwarber And Bryce Harper In The Same Inning Ever Again

October 22, 2023
MLB

More Like Min Scherzer

October 19, 2023
Jamboroo

High School Sports Are Out Of Frickin’ Control

October 5, 2023
Media Meltdowns

Wow, You Can’t Even Pound A Quart Of Whiskey At The Airport For Less Than $60 Anymore

September 21, 2023
Soccer

Luis Rubiales Finally, Belatedly Resigns

September 11, 2023
Soccer

Spain Dumps Women’s Team Coach Jorge Vilda, At Long Last

September 5, 2023
Soccer

Ansu Fati In Brighton Should Be Lots Of Fun

September 3, 2023
Soccer

Luis Rubiales Shows The Whole World Spain’s Entire Ass

August 25, 2023
Soccer

What The Hell Is Going On With João Félix?

August 23, 2023
Soccer

After All That, Kylian Mbappé Will Stay At Paris Saint-Germain

August 13, 2023
MLB

The San Francisco Giants And Cable TV Conspired To Prevent This Blog, But Failed

August 10, 2023
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