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Defector Up All Night
Have Yourself A Merry Weekend Open Thread
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Albert Burneko
December 16, 2023
Soccer
Barcelona Loses Match, Wins UCL Group, Possibly Dooms Xavi
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Albert Burneko
December 14, 2023
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English Premier League
Liverpool Beats Fulham Via Half A Mile Of Sick Goals
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Albert Burneko
December 3, 2023
Capital
Looking Good, Elon! Feeling Good, Trashcan Man!
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Albert Burneko
December 1, 2023
The Machines
Here’s $75, Give Me One Frosty Tesla Cyberbeer Please GZZT MZZZZT ZZZZZTT ERROR ERROR FATAL ERROR
370
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Albert Burneko
November 16, 2023
Life Lessons
Life Comes At You Fast
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Albert Burneko
November 12, 2023
Soccer
More Like Erik Two Hag
86
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Albert Burneko
November 9, 2023
The Machines
When Blindness Hits A Hundred Bucks A Share, Then Who Will Be Laughing, I Ask You, “Doctor”
385
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Albert Burneko
November 6, 2023
NBA
James Harden Traded To Los Angeles Clippers After All
149
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Albert Burneko
October 31, 2023
NBA
All Anyone Could Ever Hope To Know Or Learn About The 2023–24 NBA Season, Or Indeed About Anything, And Well In Advance Too
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Albert Burneko
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Tom Ley
October 24, 2023
MLB
Never Make Zac Gallen Face Kyle Schwarber And Bryce Harper In The Same Inning Ever Again
70
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Albert Burneko
October 22, 2023
MLB
More Like Min Scherzer
134
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Albert Burneko
October 19, 2023
Jamboroo
High School Sports Are Out Of Frickin’ Control
564
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Albert Burneko
October 5, 2023
Media Meltdowns
Wow, You Can’t Even Pound A Quart Of Whiskey At The Airport For Less Than $60 Anymore
484
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Albert Burneko
September 21, 2023
Soccer
Luis Rubiales Finally, Belatedly Resigns
147
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Albert Burneko
September 11, 2023
Soccer
Spain Dumps Women’s Team Coach Jorge Vilda, At Long Last
87
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Albert Burneko
September 5, 2023
Soccer
Ansu Fati In Brighton Should Be Lots Of Fun
32
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Albert Burneko
September 3, 2023
Soccer
Luis Rubiales Shows The Whole World Spain’s Entire Ass
237
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Albert Burneko
August 25, 2023
Soccer
What The Hell Is Going On With João Félix?
71
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Albert Burneko
August 23, 2023
Soccer
After All That, Kylian Mbappé Will Stay At Paris Saint-Germain
56
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Albert Burneko
August 13, 2023
MLB
The San Francisco Giants And Cable TV Conspired To Prevent This Blog, But Failed
135
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Albert Burneko
August 10, 2023
Soccer
What The Hell Is Going On With Ousmane Dembélé?
51
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Albert Burneko
August 8, 2023
Arts And Culture
Paul Reubens Did Everything Funny
242
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Albert Burneko
July 31, 2023
Soccer
What The Hell Is Going On With Kylian Mbappé?
140
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Albert Burneko
July 26, 2023
Soccer
Cristiano Ronaldo Is Being A Butt Again
194
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Albert Burneko
July 18, 2023
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