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The Machines
Butlerian Jihad Now
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Albert Burneko
August 27, 2025
Politics
James Dobson Is Dead, Was A Monster
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Albert Burneko
August 21, 2025
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Can you believe we started blogging almost 5 years ago? Come celebrate with us at Union Pool in Williamsburg. There'll be a taco truck, lots of baseball cards, and live music from friends-of-the-site Avery Friedman and Speedy Ortiz. Tickets are free, but please RSVP so the bar knows how to staff.
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What’s ‘Mönch’ Thinking?
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Albert Burneko
August 20, 2025
NBA
John Wall Was Too Fast
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August 19, 2025
Funbag
OK But What If The Billionaire Is A Cool Guy?
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Albert Burneko
July 29, 2025
Soccer
What The Hell Is Going On With Marc-André ter Stegen?
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Albert Burneko
July 25, 2025
Bills Week
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July 16, 2025
The Machines
Elon Musk’s Idiot Chatbot Turns Into An Explicit Nazi
281
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Albert Burneko
July 9, 2025
NBA
Fine, To Hell With It: A T.J. McConnell Appreciation Blog
156
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Albert Burneko
June 27, 2025
Capital
Toward A Theory Of Kevin Roose
250
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Albert Burneko
June 18, 2025
Politics
Weenie Centrist Legislator Faceplants Hard At Weekend Protest Event
323
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Albert Burneko
June 16, 2025
NBA
If I Were The Oklahoma City Thunder, I Would Simply Sustain A Lead All The Way To The End Of Game 2
26
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Albert Burneko
June 8, 2025
Politics
Donald Trump And Elon Musk Throw Day-Long Tantrums At Each Other
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June 6, 2025
NBA
Before You Is The Defector Mega-Preview Of The 2025 NBA Finals. Kneel!
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David Roth
June 5, 2025
This Is So Stupid
Dave McKenna Insists They Have Ham Trucks In France
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Albert Burneko
May 30, 2025
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