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Albert Burneko

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Soccer

Luis Rubiales Found Guilty Of Sexually Assaulting Jenni Hermoso

February 20, 2025
Soccer

A German Coach, The Spanish Media, And Google Translate Walk Into A Press Conference

January 15, 2025
Soccer

Deadbeat Club Scrambling To Keep Players It Never Should Have Acquired [Update]

December 27, 2024
This Is So Stupid

I Would Not Take My Post-Assassination Meal At An Altoona McDonald’s, But I Guess I’m Built Different

December 9, 2024
Journalismism

Can Someone Please Write Normally About This Fascinating Woman?

November 20, 2024
Media Meltdowns

What The Fuck Is A “Vaccine Skeptic”?

November 15, 2024
Elder Wisdom

Bring Back Weird Halloween Candies

November 1, 2024
English Premier League

More Like Erik Done Hag

October 28, 2024
NBA

Victor Wembanyama’s Hands Missed Opening Night

October 25, 2024
NBA

A Preview Of The 2024-25 NBA Season, Accurately Enumerating Everything That Will Happen In It

Elder Wisdom

Point/Counterpoint: Friday Night Playoff Games

Elder Wisdom

When The Toilet Rings, You Must Answer The Call

September 24, 2024
Science

Neither Elon Musk Nor Anybody Else Will Ever Colonize Mars

September 11, 2024
Science

Boeing Starliner Astronauts Electively Spending Five More Months In Space To Hitch Ride In Different Vehicle Due To Preference For Not Dying

August 26, 2024
Soccer

Deadbeat Club At War With Its Own Players, Again

August 19, 2024
Defector At The Movies

‘Alien: Romulus’ Is Exhausting, Gross As Hell, And Incredibly Fun

August 17, 2024
Soccer

And Now, A Timely And Exhaustive Preview Of The 2024-25 Premier League Season

This Is So Stupid

Do Not Say The Boeing Starliner Astronauts Are Stranded In Space, Which They Cannot Presently Return From Due To Problems With Their Spacecraft

August 1, 2024
Soccer

Barcelona’s Pursuit Of Nico Williams Is Yet Another Degrading Farce

July 29, 2024
Journalismism

Why Did The New York Times Delete A Notorious Fraudster’s Election Take?

Olympics

No, Canada!

The Great Outdoors

Another Garden Check!

This Is So Stupid

There Are Three Essential Lawyer Movies

This Is So Stupid

I Would Like To Put Lunchmeat On The Cybertruck

Arts And Culture

Appalling Errors In Vulture’s Ranked List Of Muppets Movies, Ranked

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